Mostly Solangelo Stuff

Crazy Lunatic(&other minny stories)

Percy and Annabeath were happly married. They had a 14 year old son that looked exactly like Percy did his name was Charlie. A 13 year old daughter, who had blong hair and green eyes, her name was Zóe. A 6 year old son named Michael who had his mom's  eyes and his father's hair. Lastly they had a baby girl. She had dark hair and greyish-blue eyes.
One day after dinner Charlie was doing the dishes. Annabeath, Percy and his siblings were upstairs putting the baby to bed. All of the sudden he saw someone melt out of the shadows. He was tall, slender, with pale skin, dark hair and eyes, and he had on a black leather jacket.

"Who Percy!" The man said, "why are you so young?!? And since when did you do the dishes?"

"I'm not Percy!" Charlie yelled. The 14 year old launched himself at the random stranger thwacking him furiously with a pan.
"I. Am. Not. Percy. Get. Out. You. Random. Creeper!"

The man raised his hands in defense as the pan decended on him over and over, "Hey! Ow! Sorry! Ow! Stop!"

"Charlie!" Annabeath ran into the room.

Both Charlie and Nico froze. Anna was holding the swatled baby in one of her arms and a dagger in the other.

Percy was behind her, "Nico!" He said happly as they did a 'man hug'.
Their daughter Zóe walked up behind them.

Charlie stared at the two and said, "you know this crazy lunatic?!"

Percy nodded, "this is Nico. Nico this is my family. The crazy one with the pan is Charlie, that is our daughter Zóe." He pointed to the 13 year old who came to stand next to her brother, "we have another boy upstairs, his name is Michael and owr newest daughter Bia, short for Bianca." Percy smiled at Nico.

"Bi-Binca?" He asked his eyes wide.
The couple nodded and he beamed.

"Guys," Percy addressed his family, "this is Nico my old friend."

Zóe piped up, "whoever this guy is he is Hella gay."

"Zóe!" Annabeath​ scolded.

But Nico just laughed, "she is a smart one."

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Will and Nico were in the Hades cabin Cuddling. Nico turned to look at Will and the blond gently cupped his face in his hands, "I love you Nico." He said leaning in.

"WAIT!" Nico said right before their lips met.

Will looked hurt and furrowed his eyebrows.

"I have to make sure," Nico explained​, "Jason are you here?"

There was a long pause of silence then a muffled voice voice from underneath the bed spoke, "Maybe."

Will looked at Nico like "wtf?!"

"Get the Fuck out," Nico sighed.

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"Hey Nico!" His crush walked up to the son of Hades, "Wana go on a date?"

Nico internaly died five times but he kept his cool, "sure when?"

"Friday. Seven. See you there," Will winked and walked away.

After a moment of just standithere Nico ran into his cabin and screamed from exitement  into his pillows for a full 20 minutes. After that little fiasco he sprinted to cabin 1.
He threw open the door to see Jason and Piper at the table discussing battle plans.
He slammed the door behind him, "GUES WHAT BITCH!" He yelled, "I JUST GOT A DATE WITH A FUCKING BOY!"

Piper head snapped up and Jason fell out of his chair. He jumped to his feet and screamed, "OH MY FUCKING GODS!!!! YES YES YES!!!" he jumped around, "THE FEELS ITS TOO MUCH! My HEART I CANT EVEN!"
They scream and jump around for like an hour.
Jason grabbed Nico's hand and sat him on the bed, "temm me all the details. Who is he? Is he nice? What does he look like? What are you wearing? How did he ask you? I need to meet him. Who is his parent ohmygods!" He took a breath, "is it Will? Please say it's Will."

"It's Will." Nico confirmed grinning like a mad man.

Jason screamed and clutches his heart, "I can't.... It's cannon." He screamed again.

Piper sat at the table, "what the actual fuck am I witnessing at this moment?"

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Aphrodite: everyone wants to date a prince charming/princess.

Annabeath: why should I want a prince charming when I have a king that treats me like the queen I am?

Percabeath: *high-fives*

Will: why can't we be like that?

Nico: because I am a prince and you are a peasant.

Will: wha-

Nico: Hush pesant!

Will: *is defeted*
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