Anonymous Texting Buddy [Phan | AU]

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unknown:
you look so good with glasses! why haven't i ever seen you wearing them?

Phil:
I feel uncomfortable with them. Are you blind? And how do you know I wear glasses?

unknown:
no but you obviously are

unknown:
i am phil trash #1

Phil:
Are you referring to me having to wear glasses or not thinking that I look good in them?

unknown:
both.

unknown:
i mean look:

Phil:
Oh my god! Where did you get that photo from?

unknown:
your social media.

Phil:
How did you find that?

unknown:
over your facebook.

Phil:
You know, it's kind of unfair. I know nothing about you, yet you seem like a professional stalker.

unknown:
i'm not a stalker! how can you think that way about me? i'm shook

Phil:
How did you get my number without some crazy stalker tricks?

unknown:
you have many friends who are more than willing to give some information about you to other people. especially when drunk.

Phil:
You made one of my friends drunk to get my number?!

unknown:
i'm not a creep. i met her at a party and she was drunk so I took the opportunity.

Phil:
You are a creep in some way. Who was it? I'm going to kill her!

unknown:
as if you could hurt a fly. i don't know your friends by name.

Phil:
I bet it was Louise.

unknown:
gotta go. pe starts.

Phil:
Wait... You have PE with me?!

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