Anonymous Texting Buddy [Phan | AU]

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Phil:
My grandma laid cards for me and it came out that there's going to be a surprise for me somewhen next month. I wonder what that could be...

unknown:
idk. maybe your cat will die.

Phil:
I don't even have a cat.

unknown:
good for you then.

Phil:
Maybe I'll get to know who you are and it turns out that you're actually not even a student, but an alien, who is trying to understand the human culture.

unknown:
i don't think so.

Phil:
That's exactly what an alien would say!

unknown:
oh, for fuck's sake...

Phil:
:D

unknown:
any news on your crush who's not me?

Phil:
I don't want to talk about something that makes you sad....

unknown:
no, it's okay. i want to know!

Phil:
All I know is, that his name starts with a T. At least that's what it sounded like.

unknown:
so it's a guy?

Phil:
...

Phil:
Yes.

unknown:
T...

unknown:
Tyler?

Phil:
I don't think so....

unknown:
Tim?

Phil:
I don't know...

Phil:
I'm not even sure that it's actually a T.

Phil:
It's so frustrating....

unknown:
you don't say.

Phil:
I'm sorry....

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