Anonymous Texting Buddy [Phan | AU]

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unknown:
i hope you have finally figured out what you're going to write to him.

Phil:
No, I haven't....

unknown:
oh, come on. just be yourself and everything will be fine.

Phil:
What would you write into such a note?

unknown:
roses are red

violets are blue

i like memes

and i know you do too

so please date me

because i can promise you

i won't be an overly attached boyfriend

except if you want me to

now we know what the fox says

it's not a mystery anymore

but what will you say after you read this note

i can't be sure

please baby don't hurt me no more

be like bill

bill would say yes

but probably just to hang out or chill

you can be sure that

i'm never going to give you up

never going to let you down

i'll make you tea in your favorite cup

i would listen to nyan cat with you

for hours at once

and after that

i'll make your bed bounce

i promise to wake you up

before i go go

and if i stay in the morning

we can watch a tv dog show

i don't know about you

but my fav meme is doge

we can cuddle all night long

if we hear that a thunderstorm will approach

i hope you say yes

when i invite you to

a fancy date

on a saturday afternoon

Phil:
How long did that take you?

unknown:
idk. an hour?

Phil:
But I can't write poems!

unknown:
me neither. but you can use mine. it was meant for you anyway.

Phil:
Meant for me?

Phil:
You make me feel so guilty!

unknown:
i'm sorry. didn't mean to.

Phil:
I'm the one who should be sorry.

unknown:
it's okay! i'm fine!

Phil:
Still, I can't give him this poem. And what do you mean with "I'll make your bed bounce?"

unknown:
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