Anonymous Texting Buddy [Phan | AU]

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Phil:
Do you get the English homework? I don't understand it...

unknown:
guess who accidentally put their english book in the locker and doesn't know what the homework's about!

Phil:
Seriously? How can you accidentally put a book you need into the locker?

unknown:
i got distracted, okay? and as if that never happened to you.

Phil:
So, uhm...

Phil:
What are you up to on the weekend?

unknown:
i don't know. sitting on my bed scrolling through tumblr all day?

Phil:
That doesn't sound very exciting.

unknown:
what are you up to then, mr. adventure?

Phil:
I'm going to visit my grandparents.

unknown:
yeah, that's so much better! playing cards and board games with old people all day sounds really exciting.

Phil:
I like my grandparents and have no problem with visiting them every once in a while! Especially because my grandma's psychic!

unknown:
sure...

Phil:
She is!

unknown:
maybe she can tell you who i am then if she's actually psychic.

Phil:
That's not how it works!

unknown:
do you even realize how adorable you are right now?

Phil:
What do you mean? I'm not adorable.

unknown:
yes, you are.

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