As my rich prince charming drags me around the opera house, I can hear him sigh in frustration. This bitch doesn't know how to get to the roof of the opera house. So, being the genius I am, I start to lead him up the stairs.... since you know, the roof is UP STAIRS.
"Why have you brought me here?" he asks, making me question how stupid he actually is.
Raoul then proceeds to grab my arm down the stairs, causing me to about want to slap a ho, "Don't take me back there!"
"We must return!" Raoul yelled, shoving me down some stairs.
The magical green dust saved me from the fall, causing my dancers body to soar from the bottom to the top of the stairs. Raoul looked at me with lust filled amazement in his eyes before running back up the stairs.
Before Raoul could reach me, I began running towards the other set of stairs, "He'll kill me!" I screamed, pointing to Raoul, "His eyes will find me there-"
"Christine, don't say that!" Raoul yelled, not wanting everyone to know he was gonna kill me.
"-those eyes that burn!" I plead, turning the corner to make my cape swoosh behind me. I looked like a bad ass, "even if he has to kill 1,000 men!"
A random stagehand shook his head, "there goes Daae singing nonsense again" before Raoul pushed him over the ledge to the stage below.
"The Phantom of the Opera will kill and kill again!" I continued, running away from Raoul as fast as I could.
But he was faster than I, following me through all the stairs and turns I could manage.
"Believe me, there is no Phantom of the Opera!" Raoul pleaded, still chasing behind me.
I refused to look back at Raoul, not truly believing I would have to live with an idiot because he was rich. Ugh, "My GOD, who is THIS man??????? Who hunts to kill!"
"My GOD who is this man.... this mask of death" Raoul sings with me, obviously singing about the actual Phantom and not himself.
"I CAN'T ESCAPE FROM HIM!" I yell, noticing no one is here to help me from Raoul's stupidity, "I NEVER WILL!"
"Who's voice are you hearing with every breath?" Raoul questioned but I ignored him.
Then as if a miracle occured, we both sang the same lyrics as I found the rooftop door, "but in this labyrinth where night is bland, the Phantom of the Opera is here-"
"Inside my mind."
"Inside your mind," Raoul shut the door behind me, "There is NO POTO Christine."
Dis bitch. Is he obviously that stupid? HE JUST TOLD ME JOSEPH IS DEAD. WHO ELSE WOULD KILL HIM besides everyone here.
"Raoul! I've been there! To his world that never has light, the fkn daylight dissolves into darkness," I plead, glaring at him, "I've seen him! Can I ever escape that sight? His face was so hideous and deformed, it was hardly a face but it was dark so how could I really know?"
Raoul just stared at me.
I continued, breaking into character as I deemed appropriate, "but his voice filled my spirit with some sexy sound. There was music in my mind and my soul was FKN SOARING. I've lived down there as I've never lived before."
"That was just a dream," Raoul shook his head, obviously thinking I'm crazy.
Quick diva, cry. I began to tear up, not wanting to lose Raoul's millions, " Yet in his eyes, he was so fkn sad. They pleaded with me and adored me like the goddess I am. How am I supposed to forget that?"
"Christine......" Raoul said, but I chose to ignore him. He didn't deserve any more of my words, "Christine," he said once again.
Then I heard someone else say my name and I turned to the statue with the pink glitter beard on it. I started walking towards it but Raoul turned me to face him.
"No more talk of this darkness, forget your stupid fears. I'm here, so obviously nothing can harm you. My words alone will warm and calm you."
BAHAHHAHAHAH AS IF.
"Let me be your freedom, let daylight even though it's currently night time, dry your tears. I'm here-"
"I know, I can see," I interrupted.
He continued, "with you, beside you to protect you and to bed you."
I immediately shook my head, sensing something different, " Something has changed within me," I sang, turning away from him to walk to the edge of the rooftop, "something is not the same. I'm through with playing by the rules of someone else's game-"
"Uh, Christine, wrong song?" the statue with the pink beard stated.
I continued anyway, " Too LATE for second guessing, too late to sing all I ask of you-"
Raoul blinked in confusion, "Christine, this literally is our only romantic moment and you're ruining it by-"
but my singing only got louder, " It's time to trust my instincts, close my eyes and leap!"
I swooshed my cap behind me, letting it flow in the wind as I climbed the statue before me. Concerned, Raoul began running after me, "Christine! Let me be your shelter, let me be your light! You're safe-"
"It's time to try defying gravity!" I sang with all of my heart, not interested in anything Raoul was saying.
"No one will harm you! Your fears are far behind you!" Raoul continued, apparently ignoring my choice of song.
"I think I'll try defying gravity, and you can't pull me down!" I sang, but instantly, Raoul actually did end up pulling me down.
"Christine," he said, cupping my face, "anywhere you go, let me go too, Christine that's all I ask of you."
"All I want is freedom, a world with no more bullshit," I sang, going back to the tune to make him happy, but the look on his face told me he was sad, "and you. Yes, you always beside me, to tell me you love me and give me money."
"Then say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime. Let me lead you form your solitude-" he sang, holding my hands.
We then both sang, "share each day with me each night, each morning."
"Say you love me," I demanded.
"You know I do," he replied.
"Kiss me goodbye!" I sang, annoyed now, "I'm defying gravity-"
"I love you," he sang, pleasing me in all my glory.
"Love me," we sang in unision, "that's all I ask of you."
Raoul then placed his soft but hairy lips on my perfect ones, kissing me passionately as he spun me around in circled. After our little heated make out session, he placed me down.
"Unlimited," I whispered, then sang louder, "together we're unlimited. Together we'll be the greatest team there's ever been, Raoul?"
"Dreams the way we planned them if we work in tandem," he sang with me, now trying to please me.
I smiled, satisfied with his thirst for my hand, "There's no fight we cannot win-"
Then we both sang, "just you and I defying gravity. With you and I defying gravity they'll never bring us down!"
"And nobody in all of Paris," Raoul stated.
I added on, "No Phantom that there is or was,"
Then in unison we sang together in perfect harmony, "is ever gonna bring us down!"
Then, Raoul and I jumped over the edge of the rooftop, landing flawlessly on the crowd below without realizing the statue with the pink glittered beard was indeed the Phantom.
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HumorRelive the tale of the infamous love triangle through the eyes of none of none other than Christine Daae. You'll find that Gaston exaggerated the tale just a tad. Created: March 16, 2016 Finished: N/A Edited: LOL no. I do not own Phantom not any cha...