It was finally time for the long awaited, highly anticipated, long exasperated, very constipated opera to finally begin. As soon as I was finished getting dressed for my role, I looked at myself in the mirror. It appeared that I, the main star of this drama, was back in my Hannibal slave attire of my youth and forced to relive my role as a sexy damsel in distress. I mean, I am in dis dress..... ba dum tiss.
Jokes aside, I said a few prayers towards my father and made my way back to the stage where the performance was gearing to start. Hundreds of people in the audience dressed in designer gowns and suits were looking in anticipation while waving fans. Were they hot? Really? This is like, Jan/Feb time here people. Lose some weight and you won't be hot. Oops i was rude, sorry not sorry.
Finally as I stood at my spot in the waiting cue, I noticed my sleeves were falling down on my dress. I pulled them back up but they kept falling off.
"Hehehehehe" the sleeves said to me, taunting me.
"Stay up!" I demanded them.
That got them to stay up for now. Once of the stage men hands me this basket like I'm little red riding hood or some shit, but I really don't care for it. Then Meg comes out of nowhere and puts a red rose in my hair. Like really?
"for luck, you know. Perhaps if the rose is in your hair the phantom will be happy," she said.
I mean, I guess it did make sense? Somewhat? Not really? I don't know. All I could do was nod as the lights began to dim before us. Meg then ran away from me, probably because I'm ugly.
JUST KIDDING HAHAHAHA. I'M THE BEST LOOKING GURL IN THIS PLACE. WHATEVER, I DO WHAT I WANT.
Then there was lots of singing and dancing, parts to which I did not pay attention to. But when the two men began talking of their plans, I paid attention for my cue. The way Piangi looked at me with both humorous desire and disgust made me chuckle as he walked behind the curtain. My big moment. HERE I GO.
"NOOOOOOOOO THOUGHTS-" I sang aloud, in one of my most highest notes. I noticed that my sleeves had fallen down once more, causing me to tug them up but the audience seemed to not mind, in fact they seemed mesmerized by my voice. Or my boobs. Either way, I win.
After I sang, I decided to play with the basket, trying to rip it up so I wouldn't have to carry it anymore cause really, I can't afford to be messing up my perfect hands. That's when my whole world changed.
"THIS BITCH HAS COME HERE," the Phantom said, causing my body to freeze with desire.
I turn to look at him, watching him trying to seduce ME, THE MAIN CHARACTER ONCE MORE. My body responds to him, my sleeves fall down again, and my dress is clinging onto the wooden stage in desperation to have this man. Alas, I cannot for it is not my duty to claim his virginity or him mine. It is for Raoul.... but in this moment, I could not care. WHATEVER, I DO WHAT I WANT.
So in that moment, I decided to tease him when it was my turn to sing. Throwing the basket at the audience I began singing while walking up the stairs, to which he followed suit. Then we were on top, spinning in all sorts of directions towards each other. It took all that we had for him not to grope me inappropriately in front of all these people, not that I would have minded. The way his hard ab chest pressed against my itty bitty back fat made me weak in the knees. Then he had to ruin it.
"Christine, Marry me and not Raoul, that's all I ask of you," he sang aloud.
Overcome with desire and before he could say "you" I ripped away his mask, showing the world his face. I meant to show the audience because I didn't want them thinking anything was wrong with him but I guess no one took it the way I wanted.
He got so pissed, like more pissed than if a cheetoh won presidency, and kidnapped me once more. I can't wait to be rescued again!
Because, whatever.
I do
what
I want.
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HumorRelive the tale of the infamous love triangle through the eyes of none of none other than Christine Daae. You'll find that Gaston exaggerated the tale just a tad. Created: March 16, 2016 Finished: N/A Edited: LOL no. I do not own Phantom not any cha...