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Chapter 8 - You Like Krabby Patties Don't You Squidward?

I, the main star of this story and prima donna Christine Daae, walked onto the set of this opera house expecting to be fitted immediately into my countess costume. I had heard the rumors that the phantom had specified I play the role, and I was more than thrilled to bless this crowd with my voice once more. Random reporters had been giving me flowers, Raoul was constantly by my side with his full wallet, and even Meg gleamed at me with a hint of jealousy. My life was finally where I wanted it to be - until I walked on the damn stage.

When what to my wandering eyes did appear but everyone singing for all to hear. I in my day dress, glamorous as before did see Carlotta dressed as the Countess, that whore! I was shoved by the elephant from the first scene and tossed against the wall as if I were a doll. Carlotta sneered in my direction and then laughed as I fell. If the managers thought I would take this without talking, I would not; give them hell! I got up as quickly as I could before Meg inflated her breasts in front of me.

Not knowing why she was blocking my view, Carlotta came up with her hands shaped as guns and went "pew pew".

I rolled around on the floor, careful to not damage my $3M insured legs (I am a dancer after all) before being whisked away by Madame Giry as she bumped me on the head with a peg.

Then, Hogwarts™ green dust cascaded down my spine, causing my mouth to seal shut! I could not utter a word as I turned to look at Madame Giry. She smiled at me and then proceeded to hand me the page boy costume. I glared at her and took it from her hands, wandering why she was making me do this when I should be the star!

She then left and I changed. Once I came back out the entire opera house was filled. Annoyed, I walked over to the side of the stage where Meg found me.

"Oh Christine, I know how much you were looking forward to that role," she said, once again thanks Captain Obvious Meg.

I only could nod, not that she deserved my words anyway. She sighed and went back to inflating her breasts, leaving me alone to my thoughts. The lights then dimmed, giving Carlotta and I the queue to get on stage. We had to pretend to make out, ugh, as if.

Once the curtain opened, I gasped and noticed I was able to speak again, which was odd. But then Carlotta and Piangi began to sing but honestly I wasn't paying much attention because I didn't have to. So I begin to clean the set, singing some songs in my head that I plan on selling one day.

Some of the lyrics were "I'm in love with the shape of you, we push and pull like a magnet do. Although my heart is falling too I'm in love with your money."

I honestly was singing the song in my head, so I began to dance to the beat. I completely forgot I was inside my mind before Piangi slapped my butt. I was actually genuinely shocked before a voice boomed the entire place.

"Did I not instruct that my box was to be kept empty?" the voice said, immediately recognizing that it's the Phantom.

"He's here, the Phantom of the Opera," Captain Meg Obvious said ONCE AGAIN. Seriously Meg, shut up.

"It IS him," I said to myself.

Carlotta rolled her eyes at me, "YOU ARE-AH SUPPOSED-AH TO BE SILENT-AH, LITTLE TOAD!"

I glared at her while she ordered for a servant to fetch her some spray, leaving me to look at Meg. She shrugged and I rolled my eyes at her.

Monsieur Reyer then instructed us to start over, which everyone groaned about regardless that the audience was right in front of us. No one wanted to do this again. But we did, and when Carlotta sang, SHE SOUNDED LIKE A TOAD. I SHIT YOU NOT, A TOAD.

"CROAK! CROAK! MAMA, GIVE ME SOME CROAKING OJ! CROAK!"

Everyone, and I mean everyone, laughed at her, me the hardest because well, it was funny. Carlotta rushed off of stage first with her makeup running off of her face and little toads following her. Madame Giry then grabbed my arm and shoved me to the front of the stage, where it was announced that I would be playing the Countess, WHICH LESS-BE-HONEST, SHOULD HAVE BEEN MY ROLE FROM THE GET GO???? I AM THE STAR!

So then Madame Giry throws the countess costume to me as we now have to rush to the dressing room, which I took with a huge grin on my face. Like the one from Spongebob when he discovered Squidward likes krabby patties but Squidward doesn't wanna admit it, but bitch I knew it the whole time. By the time I am done with the first of 1,000 layers, Raoul comes barging in, telling me that JOSEPH BOQUET, THE PERVERT OF THE OPERA, HAS DIED!

LE GASP.

I ask how but he wouldn't answer me; he just said we have to leave. So he then grabs me, which to be honest is getting annoying at this point, and says we have to go to the roof. Ugh, more stairs for me I am sure of it.