1. My friend manning was flipping a hat over and over agin. He put his head down and started laughing. My other friend Lindsay took the hat when he wasn't looking. Manning looked up and with a confused face he said "where the hat go?"
2.fucking zebra. Because fucking zebra.
3. Me and my friend Olivia were pretending we where drunk and this is what she said. A goat climbed up a ladder and jumped into a cloud and then jumped off and started to fall. It came up to me and said "yeah penguin condom" and flew away with a penguin condom on. I call her penguin condom now.
