Friend being mad while playing mario kart

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"Go suck your own. You know what, no suck Peach she probably has a bigger dick then you"

"Bowser needs to go suck his horns or something"

"Imma pick peach with the big dick"

"Let's go kick some ass peach and when we're done you can shove your dick up there ass"

"Okay you might have a big dick but that doesn't help you steer"

"Looking for single ladies to suck my dick"

"You have reached the voice mail box of a dip shiiiittt"

"Move you fucking tree I was here first bitch"

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