The Sidemen Baby

Chapter 1

Ethans POV

Josh cradled the baby and read the badly written note aloud to us.

"This is my baby. I can't take care of her. She drinks formula happily and loves bears. Please love her for me.

Thanks a fucking lotta ton, -Lucy"

"Who the fuck is Lucy?" Everyone looked at JJ, all hoping that she was one of his one night stands and that he could get in contact with her.

He scoffed. "Nah man. This Baby isn't mine. It's white. And I was with Lucy in year 6. She's in the Americas now."

Josh sighed. "She's not mine. Freya was on birth control the whole time we were together, and she always made me wear protection. And we broke up 12 months ago, so it's not mine."

"Well duh it's not Freya's. Freya isn't named Lucy." Vikk grumbled.

We all took turns accusing and defending eachother, arguing until she started to cry.

Harry ran upstairs. "I'M NOT CHANGING ANY DIAPERS!!"

A chorus of 'not it's!' Rang out until I was the only one left.

"Well fuck you guys too." I grumbled and scooped up the tiny baby. "We also need to name her and call the cops or something. Or at least go shopping." 

I changed her, using an old dish rag as a diaper, and tucked her in on the living room chair. She fell asleep quickly, leaving us to ponder what to do next.

"I vote we should name her." Simon piped up and pet her head. "And then take her shopping. She can stay in the guest room or something." He gave her a look that a father would give his daughter and held her close. "We can raise a baby. At least until we find out who Lucy is and get her a good home. We basically raised Harry."

Harry pouted and we all started listing off names.

"Nala?"

"Like from the fucking lion king JJ? No."

"Alex?" Vikk piped up.

"Nah she doesn't look like an Alex"

All of a sudden harry squealed. "LETS NAME HER SOMETHING COOL LIKE SPIKE OR SLASHER OR LAMBROGHINI!!!!"

Everyone turned to stare at him.