321: "I dont know why Louis rejected me."
Bitch, you're rich and pretty; you cant have everything.
322: "faster Zayn FASTER!" you yell holding on to him tightly.
"BAbe? ARE YOU SURE?"
"YES" you grunt
He picks up the speed and y'all win the potato sack race.
323: Pop the ‘P’ like you own the place
324: Harry takes drugs, drinks, and is in a gang
325: Harry is a jerk
326: Louis loves loves loves carrots
327: Liam is that nerdy preppy boy who is a total goody two shoes
328: Once you’re dating harry, you can’t have any contact with the outside world
329:Parents are totally ok with you marrying at age 15
330:Parents can’t hear you yelling Harry’s name from upstairs..if you know what I mean
331: Harry has orbs, not eyes
332: Locks, not hair
333: It’s not bread we’re kneading here…
334: Harry’s girlfriends always taste good
335: Just lie and say you’re tired and then go sneak into your bedroom with Harry, it’ll totally work out.
336: You can totally just fall in love with harry in two days
337: Your friends just magically disappear off the planet once you proclaim your love for Harry
338: Your tongues like to battle a lot
339: You like to explore each other’s mouths like they’re the jungle a lot
340: He “enters” you
341:"penetrated"
342:"battled"
343:"Aw babe you’re so tight"
344:Your lips crash together like the titanic
345:
Why is it in every one direction fanfic i read its like
Main girl:bumps into zayn
zayn:wanna go back to my place??
Main girl:Sure!1!!!1111111111!!!
HAS IT EVER DAWN UPON YOU THAT ZAYN CAN BE A RAPIST
Sorry this is a horrible chapter.. I'm so sorry about the fonts.. I have no idea what happened..
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FanfictionJust doing some dumb fanfic moments. Please don't take these offensive! thank you! STORY COMPLETED. Most of this is about one direction because most of those fanfics are crazy! Don't get mad or offended about these! This is suppose to be a laugh...
