A Sharp Revenge

Chapter 19

No, this is not a belated April fool's joke, IT'S AN ACTUAL UPDATE *insert stuned gasps* Yeah, I know its been a while but I had controlled assessments and they're important! For my future and all that!

"Well he implyed that you two were sleeping together and I'd check Ella's facebook status before she changes it," Jordan said chuckling and I just stared at him open mouthed for a couple of seconds. I was going to kill Ryan the next time I seen him.

"He said what?" I asked, glaring at Jordan.

"You said we were gay you deserved it," He said still chuckling

 "Oh My God Jordan your awesome," Hannah squealed as she read my status.

"I know," He said smiling and I gave both of them a look.

"Okay you two lets eat," I said sighing and going over to the oven 

"Away, it's my meal sit down and I shall dish it up," Hannah growled tackling me to the ground.

"Okay woman get off of me," I said standing up and raising my hands in a sign of surrender before sitting on one of the chairs.

"Jordan are you having any?" Hannah asked pulling the pizza out of the oven.

"No thank you Hannah," He said. Probably a wise choice

"You sure?" She asked, Hannah is nothing if not persistent

"No thank you, I'm a vegatarian," He said and I smirked. Hannah gave me a wierd look, if only she knew that Jordan and Ryan were vampires....

"That's such a shame," She said putting down two plates with pizza on the table. Then she sat down opposite me and we started eating, it actually tasted quite good, well apart from the burnt bits atound the edges.

Hannah and I ate in silence for a while before she asked Jordan why he became a vegetarian. I struggled to keep a straight face at that, the idea of Jordan being a vegetarian was ridiculous because he was a vampire but Hannah didn't know that. 

He didn't reply, he just kept looking at his phone and Hannah asked again and I giggled.

When he didn't answer for the second time she went and waved her hand in front of his face.

"Jordan hello?" She said, sounding a little bit annoyed but like she also wanted to laugh.

"Huh?" He said, when he finally noticed her

"Who you talking to?" I asked eating a slice of pizza

"My sister Rosalyn and my cousin Ryan," He said.

"Oh yeah Ryan is coming to school tomorrow right?" Hannah asked, trust her to want to know if Ryan was coming, she was probably planning somehing annoying and embarrasing.

"Yeah and so is Rosalyn," Jordan said, nodding.

"Awesome," We both said, but while Hannah said it an evil, I can't wait, this is such an awesome plan way, I was a little more sarcastic.

"Well, Ella can you show me where I'm staying so I can un-pack?" Jordan asked and I nodded.

I headed for the door presuming that Jordan was following me and started climbing the stairs.

"Jordan?" I asked, "How attached are you really to Ryan?"

Behind me, Jordan sighed and I could practically hear the dirty look he was shooting me in his voice, "If your still trying to make out that Ryan and I are gay..." He said almost warningly.

"No not at all," I replied a little too innocently, that hadn't been what I was thinking at all but why not make him a little paranoid, "Just wondering if you'd be upset if he acidentally," I paused for effect, "Oh.. I don't know, died or something."

Jordan laughed, "I'd like to see you try to kill him, it'd be impossible"

I just smiled grimly, "Where there's a will, there's a way," Ryan was not going to be getting away with telling Hannah what he did.

Jordan just laughed again, I was starting to think that he found me and Ryan's bickering quite funny, probably the most entertainment he'd had in centuries, I doubt vampires go out that much, being undead and everything.

"This is your room," I told Jordan, pointing to our guest room which was just across the hall from my room, "There's an en-suite bathroom and if Hannah accidentally walks in just tell her to get out."

I tried to imagine what Jordan's face would be like if Hannah absentmindedly walked in her to go to the bathroom or something. It would be priceless, hmmm, maybe I won't reminder her which room Jordan is staying in.

I walked out of the room and closed the door when I seen Jordan start to unpack his stuff.

"Hannah!" I shouted as I climbed back down the stairs.

"In here!" She yelled back and I re-entered the kitchen to see my best friend washing the dishes. To say I was surprised was an understatement, Hannah usually treated my house like her own house and never before had I seen her wash anything. Maybe Jordan coming wasn't such a bad thing.

"So?" She started as soon as I entered the kitchen, "Tell me all about you and Ryan."

I groaned, "Honestly, Hannah there's nothing to tell."

She gave me a look that plainly said she didn't believe me before pleading, "Come on, Ella!"

"Do you want me to make up a really dramatic love story for you or something?" I asked sarcastically.

Hannah just gave me a 'look'.

"Let's go to the park," I suggested, "Rick's probably there and McKayla usually goes as well." Where we live everyone tends to hang out at a semi run down swing park, sure its kind of a safety hazard but its actually quite fun.

"Sure," Hannah said brightening up.

"JORDAN!" I yelled up the stairs, "We're going to the park. Come on!"