Nobody's POV
"Where the devil should this Lauren be? Came she not home tonight?" Diamond sighs, walking around
"Not to her father's; I spoke with his man." Zayn says, following behind her
"Why that hard-hearted wench, that Victoria. Torments her so, that she will sure run mad." She scoffs
"Zendaya hath sent a letter to her father's house" He says lowly
"A challenge on my life" She smirks
"Lauren will answer it?" He asks
"Any man or woman that can write may answer a letter" She says in a 'duh' tone
"Nay, she will answer the letter's master, how she dares, being dared" Zayn says, slightly scrunching up his face
"But alas poor Lauren! She is already dead; stabbed with a wench's black eye; shot through the ear with a love-song; and is she a woman to encounter Zendaya?" She asks
"Why, what is Zendaya?" He chuckles
Diamond draws her gun and demonstrates what she speaks.
"More than princess of cats. She is the courageous
captain of compliments. She fights as you sing prick-song, keeps time, distance, and proportion; she rests her minim rest, one, two, and the third in your bosom; the very butcher of a silk button, a duellist, a duellist; a woman of the very first house, of the first and second cause. The immortal passado! Punto reverso! The hai!" She laughs in a mocking tone
"The what?" Zayn laughs
He looks over and sees Lauren not too far.
"Here comes Lauren! Lauren!" He yells
They walk over to her and greet her.
"Ho Ho, Capital Punks!" She laughs
"Señora Lauren, bon jour! There's a French salutation to your French slop. You gave us the counterfeit fairly last night." Diamond mumbles toward the end
"Good morrow to you both. What counterfeit did I give you?" Lauren asks
"The slip, rat, the slip" Diamond says
"Pardon, good Diamond, my business was great; and in such a case as mine anyone may strain courtesy." Lauren says
"That's as much as to say, such a case as yours constrains a woman to bow in the hams" Diamond smirks
"Meaning, to court'sy" Lauren laughs
"Thou hast most kindly hit it"
"A most courteous exposition"
"Nay, I am the very pink of courtesy"
"Pink for flower"
"Right"
Lauren and Diamond run after each other in the sand, tripping and falling over each other in the process. Lauren sits up, laughing, eyes locking on Ariana standing not too far away.
"Here's goodly gear" She mumbles
"I desire some confidence with you" Ariana says to Lauren
"A bawd, a bawd, a bawd! so ho!" Diamond and Zayn laugh as Lauren walk away with Ariana
"Lauren! Lauren!" Diamond calls after her
Lauren continues walking so Diamond draws her gun, shooting it into the air. Lauren looks back at her with raised eyebrows.
"Will you come to your father's? We'll to dinner, thither." Diamond says
"I will follow you" Lauren says with a light chuckle
She continues walking with Ariana, Ari glares at her and pushes her arm out to stop Lauren from walking further.
"If ye should lead her into a fool's paradise, as they say, it were a very gross kind of behavior, as they say, for the lady is young; and, therefore, if you should deal double with her, truly it were an ill thing, and very weak dealing." Ariana says with a hard tone, staring Lauren in the eye
"Bid her to come to confession this afternoon; And there she shall at Mother Victoria's cell, be shrived and married." Lauren says, seriousness dripping from her voice
Ariana gives Lauren a pleasant smirk and a slight nod.
A/N: I have to keep the word count between 500-800 so the number of chapters can stretch out, the chapters will be kinda short.
