Harry: you never told me.
Unknown Number: My sincerest apologies.
Harry: you don't even know what i'm talking about yet.
Unknown Number: No, but I'm sure you're going to inform me despite any objections I may pose to it.
Harry: yup. you know me so well <3
Harry: you know my gender but never told me yours.
Unknown Number: My sincerest apologies.
Harry: so??
Unknown Number: So what?
Harry: ugh. do you have a penis or a vagina??
Unknown Number: I do not see why that is any of your concern.
Harry: your impossible.
Unknown Number: you're*
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nudes >> drarry
FanfictionHarry finds a number written on a potions table offering nudes. a.n// i wrote this a while ago, it's cringy af, it's basically a crack fic