golden trio group chat;
Harry: so what do you guys think of the plan??
Hermione: Doesn't sound like much of plan tbh...
Ron: i still think u should get back with ginny
Hermione: Ron we've talked about this.
Ron: what, they're perfect together!
Harry: im gay ron.
Ron: okay, okay, new plan
Ron: seamus just came out as bi right? u can date him!
Harry: sorry, but i don't wanna get fucked into a mattress by seamus like i do draco
Ron: GROSS!
Ron: UGHH
Ron: WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE MALFOY THO
Harry: bc he's hot af and i want to have his children??
Hermione: He's also very intelligent.
Ron: yeah and A BLOODY MALFOY
Harry: you wouldn't be so against it if you knew what he could do with his mouth
Ron: AHHHH WTFFFF WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
Ron: I CAN NEVER UNHEAR THAT
Harry: he's also quite good with his hands if i do say so myself
ron has left the chat
Harry: so 'mione the plans good right?
hermione has left the chat
Harry: :((
YOU ARE READING
nudes >> drarry
FanfictionHarry finds a number written on a potions table offering nudes. a.n// i wrote this a while ago, it's cringy af, it's basically a crack fic
