Unknown: Fucking virgin.
Harry: i feel like i know who this is
Unknown: How ironic, you save the wizarding world and your virginity at the same time. How sweet.
Harry: i can't believe he told you
Unknown: I'm gonna tell everyone.
Harry: please don't
Unknown: The boy who lived can't even get laid.
Harry: i could if i wanted to
Unknown: Then why haven't you?
Harry: i haven't had time
Unknown: Yes, I'm sure that's why.
Harry: fr!! i spent all my years of Hogwarts fighting Voldemort and shit, didn't have much time to fuck.
Unknown: You spent all your years of Hogwarts being a virgin, there's no excuse for that only acceptance.
Harry: fuck you too snape
Unknown: Well maybe if you weren't a fucking virgin.
Harry: wait wwwhhhhatttt????
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nudes >> drarry
FanfictionHarry finds a number written on a potions table offering nudes. a.n// i wrote this a while ago, it's cringy af, it's basically a crack fic
