nudes >> drarry

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Harry: hiya buttercup, what's my fierce little dragon been up to lately?

Dragon: Harry, I think we need to talk.

Harry: OMFG YOU CALLED ME HARRY

Harry: DIDHDIBE I SCREENSHOT THAT

Harry: omg your the cutest

Harry: lmao so glad to have my little bean

Dragon: omfg I can't do this

Harry: lmao don't pretend you don't love it *kissy face*

Dragon: There's actual emojis you know?

Harry: GFKNFUBRBSK

Harry: YOU KNOW ABOUT THOSE??

Harry: oh how my lil guy has grown😭

Dragon: Okay but really, we gotta talk.

Harry: okay okay i'm completely Sirius now

Harry: ............ see what i did there??

Harry: okay Sirius starting.....

Harry: now.

Harry: talk to me, what goin on?

Dragon: My father heard about us.

Harry: whaaaaaaat? Is he okay with it?

Dragon: Have you met my father? He's taking me out of Hogwarts and having me start work at the ministry... I'm leaving at the end of the week.

Harry: wtf? but you can't, i care about you way to much for you to go. and things have been so good, aside from you always ending up in the hospital wing, but like you and i?? we've both been so much happier. can't you just tell him to fuck off?

Dragon: You know I can't.

Harry: okay whatever, at least we can still be together even if we're farther apart.

Dragon: Actually we can't, there's more.

Harry: wtf Draco how much more could there be????

Dragon: They are currently negotiating my marriage contact right now.

Harry: if you're marrying some one it better mother fuckin be me.

Harry: you have to. i even used the right your.

Harry: plus you have to bc I'm the most powerful wizard of all time and can quite easily take care of your father need be.

Dragon: Harry you can't kill my father.

Harry: :(

Dragon: It's Astoria Greengrass. I figure you'd find out soon enough anyways.

Harry: but you're gay. like fully?? you can't marry her. you'll never be happy...

Dragon: Oh Harry my love, happiness was never part of the plan for me.

Fuck sorry bout that. You can hate me its cool. I'm probably too high to care anyways. But ya'll asked for updates ;)