Harry: what if i tell you something personal first?
Dragon: Maybe..
Harry: okay well.. i've never told anyone this before but.. i was almost sorted into slytherin.
Dragon: What? I wouldn't think it possible.. You just seem so Gryffindor.
Harry: well it's true.
Dragon: Wait. What do you mean almost.
Harry: well that was the sorting hats first choice for me.
Dragon: And you're in Gryffindor then because..?
Harry: i convinced the hat i'd do better here.
Dragon: You convinced the sorting hat to change its sorting?
Harry: yes.
Dragon: Well fuck me. Maybe you really are a Slytherin.
Harry: i'd love to.
Dragon: Be a Slytherin?
Harry: no. fuck you.
Dragon: Slytherin indeed.
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nudes >> drarry
FanfictionHarry finds a number written on a potions table offering nudes. a.n// i wrote this a while ago, it's cringy af, it's basically a crack fic
