sulat.roniko

.unemployed (1)

1: Hm, excuse me, sa'n po pwedeng mag-inquire, mag-aapply po sana n-

2: Go straight to your left, follow the green sign and ask for Human Resources.

1: Thank you, po.

---

1: Hm, Human Resources po ito? Mag-apply po sana ako.

3: What position? [hindi inalis ang tingin sa monitor]

1: Bestfriend po.

3: [tinanggal ang salamin at tinitigan si 1]

3: All the spots are already filled for Bestfriend. We only have Friend, Friend-zone, Girlfriend-for-now, Ex, and The-Blacksheep.

1: [napakunot ng noo, medyo nalungkot ngunit napangiti rin kasabay ng pagsagot]

1: I'll apply for the friend pos-

3: [hindi na pinatapos pa si 1 at bigla ng inabot ang papel]

3: Complete this form and let me know when you're ready. [saka na bumalik sa pagtatype]

---

1: Hm, sorry to interrupt. 'Yong sa experience po ba sa friendship kasama 'yong walang sweldo? Tsaka 'yong sa favorite singer pwede po bang banda?

3: No, and yes.

3: Before you sign on the back page make sure to read the requirements in case you have to go through the interview.

1: Yes ma'am, will do. Thank you.

---

Position: Friend

Job Description: A person that can be called upon the approval of the bestfriend or if the bestfriend is not available. Responsible for entertaining the Employer in a discrete and appropriate manner following the standard requirement/s of the position.

Day Shift: Breaks and Lunch [Alternating SAT/SUN]

Requirements:

• Able to develop a close personal relationship of mutual affection and trust with the Employer.

• Willing to learn from the Employer but will also give advice whenever needed.

• Will not judge the Employer's mistakes but promises to help with the correction of said events.

• Listens to problems and lends useful advice to better Employer's situation.

• No matter what happens the friend will stand next to their Employer's decisions and choices.

• Willing to listen and respect what the other has to say especially during difficulties and problems from personal issues.

• Willing to adjust to the preferences of the Employer regarding authors and books, actors and movies/series, music; sports; food; lifestyle and hobbies

• Give your complete support to the Employer.

All actions are not subject to reciprocation from the Employer.

***See separate documents for any specifications or any additional requirement from the said Employer

SIGNATURE OVER PRINTED NAME:

________________ ________________

The Employer The Employee