Fitz's POV
I'm gonna kill him, and her.
I'm sat here on the couch with the grey cat perched in my lap, glaring at the people in front of me.
"You look so handsome!" She cooed at my best friend.
"No I don't, I look like an idiot." He rolls his eyes.
"You are an idiot but that's not the point." She pats his shoulder.
"I'm already sweating."
"You'll be fine, she's a lucky girl."
"Y'know that girl could have been you." He nudges her as she laughs.
I cough a little bit to remind them of my presence.
"I blew my chance I'm so heartbroken." She wipes away a fake tear.
"You have to be strong and get over me." He hugs her and pats her head.
"I think that's enough." I cough again.
"Well tell me how the date goes later." Ro smiles and dusts off his suit one last time.
"Will do. Bye Fitzy." He throws up the peace sign and I mumble a bye back.
"You are such a drama queen." Ro snaps as the door shuts.
"I am not."
"Attention whore."
"Again I am not."
"I was just trying to make your best friend feel better about his date." She plops down next to me.
"You didn't have to baby him and flirt."
"It was a sarcastic flirt!"
"Still, don't do it right in front of my face."
"Fine I'm sorry." She grabs my face and kisses me.
"I forgive y- ow!" She slaps me.
"What was that for?"
"You were supposed to say you're sorry too for being childish." She scoffs.
"Are you serious?"
"Yes." She nods.
"Ugh fine I'm sorry too."
"Much better."
///
"An then she had a boyfriend!" Trace shouts and throws his head in her lap.
"I'm so sorry that slut did that to you."
"She could have been the one, I didn't even get to sleep with her yet!"
"It's okay." She rubs his head soothingly.
"And he was hot, I can't compare to that dude."
"That's it, you gotta go." I huff.
"Don't be fucking rude."
"No he's right, it's late I should go."
"Fine but you call me if something happens."
"He's a big boy he can handle himself." I scoff, pushing him towards the door.
"Good night." He gives a sad smile and shuts the door. I turn around an see Ro with her hands on her hips.
"You're so fucked up."
"I know." I sigh.
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Guns and Rose
Humor(Spin-off book of Aesthetic) A suicidal girl named Rosaline is too scared to kill herself and openly tries to get a murderer to do it for her but it doesn't go as planned. /// "Are you crazy, you almost died!" "I know right, I was so freakin' close...
