Fitz's POV
I sat on my bed polishing my guns when Ro walked in with a mischievous look on her face. The grey cat quickly following behind her. We really need to give her a name.
"Heeeey." She places one hand on her hip and leans against the wall.
The funny thing I've realized about her is that she can't be sexy on command. Sure it's cute to see her try but why impress someone you already sort of have? I find her sexy just walking around in her underwear and listening to music but when she tries to give me a lap dance it's a disaster. We both end up laughing at how bad she is. She's sexy unintentionally reading a book with her lip between her teeth. I guarantee if I asked her to read in a hot way it would just look like a bad skit in a porno, but I wouldn't have it any other way.
"Yes?" I finally answer.
She pushes herself off of the wall and walks towards me. She sits in front of me an takes the gun out of my hand, laying it with the others on the bed. I give her a confused look while she looks up at me with a smirk before kissing my neck. I put my guard up even though I was enjoying it. This never happens unless she...
"What do you want now?" I ask, slightly pushing her back.
"Huh?"
"You only kiss my neck when you want something stupid, so what is it this time Rosaline?" I cross my arms over my chest.
"Before I tell you...those aren't loaded right?" She nods towards the five guns.
"Actually they all are, why?"
"Because you might want to kill me."
"Wouldn't you like that?" I joke.
"Not in this moment but maybe after."
"After what?"
"My parents come." She mumbles.
"Oh hell no they are not coming here!" I shout.
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There I was, sitting in the dead silent living room with Ro and her fucking parents.
No one said anything for about five minutes now and I couldn't take it anymore.
"So why the fuck are you here?" I ask, only to be hit in the shoulder seconds later.
"Don't be rude, only I can do that." She turns to face them. "So why the fuck are you here?"
That's my girl. Or whatever she is to me.
"We just wanted to make sure you were alright." The mother speaks up.
"I told you I was on the phone."
"We needed to see for ourselves, especially when you said you had a male room mate." The dad joins in, looking me over while I hold back a laugh.
"Well if that's all..." Ro starts.
"Are you still... you know?" The dad asks, scratching his head.
"Suicidal? Yeah very, it's gotten worse since you guys knocked on the door." She shrugs.
"Anyway before we go I just have to ask, are you two..." The mom scrunches her nose.
"Having sex? No not yet." Ro says calmly while I look over at her with a 'what the fuck' face. Her dad's eyes widen my way and I hold my hands up in defense.
"Actually I was going to say in a relationship but alright."
Everyone walks to the door and I open it , ready for them to walk out but they stop.
"Oh I forgot to ask, you wouldn't mind lending us some money would you?" The dad smiles.
"Oh my God, is that the only reason you came? You don't care about me you just want more fucking money for drugs! Well I'm not giving you shit, so you can leave now!" She pushes them into the hallway and slams the door in their faces.
Fuck she's hot again. This is not the time to be turned on.
"I should have known that's all they wanted, fuckin' addicts." She rolls her eyes and locks the door.
"If you don't mind me asking, how do you have money with no job?"
"I saved up." She let's out a dry laugh.
"From what?"
"Well... remember when I told you I had sex with people?"
I nod.
"Well they paid me."
YOU ARE READING
Guns and Rose
Humor(Spin-off book of Aesthetic) A suicidal girl named Rosaline is too scared to kill herself and openly tries to get a murderer to do it for her but it doesn't go as planned. /// "Are you crazy, you almost died!" "I know right, I was so freakin' close...