*phone rings*
Kaiba: *answers phone* Hello?
Pegasus: Kaiba-boy~!
Kaiba: Oh Ra, no...
Pegasus: I hear you need some assistance with that game you're playing.
Kaiba: Yeah, this involves cartoon animals, so I thought you would know what you were doing, but they're murderous robots so then I thought, 'nope'.
Pegasus: Oh... Well, would it surprise you if I told this game is based off ancient Egyptian games played five thousand years ago?
Kaiba: Actually that would , because I've been doing some research on this game, and it turns out it's actually based on a mass murder of children in 1987.
Pegasus: LIES!
Kaiba: ... Did that Millennium Eye kill a brain cell or something?! Go back to the Abridged Series!
animatronics: Come play with Freddy, play the night away~! All Freddy's friends have come here to stay~ We'd love to sing a song with you, it's our favorite thing to do, because we love you through and through~!
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