(Amelia give the Doctor an apple, the Doctor takes a bite and spits it out.)
Doctor: That's disgusting. What is that?
Amelia: An apple.
Doctor: Apple's rubbish. I hate apples.
Amelia: You said you loved them.
Doctor: No, no, no. I like yogurt. Yogurt's my favorite. Gimme yogurt.
(Amelia brings the Doctor yogurt. The Doctor opens it up, takes a bite, and spits it out)
Doctor: I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.
Amelia: You said it was your favorite.
Doctor: New mouth, new rules! It's like eating after cleaning your teeth. Everything tastes WROONG! (the Doctor has a some sort of seizure)
Amelia: What is it? What's wrong with you?
Doctor: Wrong with me? It's not my fault. Why can't you give any decent food. You're Scottish. Fry something.
(Amelia fries up bacon)
Doctor: Ahh, bacon!
(the Doctor takes a bite of the bacon and then spits it back out)
Doctor: That's bacon! Are you trying to poison me?
(Amelia cooks up some baked beans)
Doctor: Beans!
(the Doctor takes a bite and spits the beans in the sink)
Doctor: Beans are evil, bad, bad beans!
(Amelia butters a plain slice of bread)
Doctor: Bread and butter, now you're talking.
(the Doctor opens the door and throws the bread outside)
Doctor: And stay out!
Amelia: Got some carrots.
Doctor: Carrots? Are you insane? No, wait. Hang on, I know what I need. I need... fish fingers. And custard.
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