Doctor Who Quotes 2

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4 pineapples for The Bells of Saint John. 

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Doctor: Hello?

Clara: Ah, hello. I can't find the internet.     

Doctor: Sorry?

Clara: It's gone. The internet. Can't find it anywhere. Where is it?     

Doctor: The internet?

Clara: Yes, the internet. Why don't I have the internet?     

Doctor: It's 1207!

Clara: I've got half past three. Am I phoning a different time zone? 

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Doctor: Do you remember me?

Clara: No. Should I? Who are you?     

Doctor: The Doctor! No? The Doctor?

Clara: Doctor who?   

Doctor: No, just The Doctor. Actually. Sorry. Could you just ask me that again?

Clara: Could I what?   

Doctor: Could you just ask me that question again.

Clara: Doctor who?   

Doctor: Okay, just once more.

Clara: Doctor who?   

Doctor: Oo, yeah. Oo... Do you know, I never realize how much I enjoy hearing that said out loud. Thank you.

Clara: Okay. {she slams the door}

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Miss Kizlet: I'm ever so fond of Alexei, but my conscience says we should probably kill him.

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Clara: How'd you get here so fast?     

Doctor: I just happened to be in the neighborhood. On my mobile phone.

Clara: When you say, “mobile phone”, why do you point at that blue box?   

Doctor: Because it's a surprisingly accurate description!