Aiden Writes Ted x Chris Fanfiction

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|TED|

I parked in front of my house and stepped out of the car. I unbuckled my seatbelt and opened the car door, stepping out and walking to the door opposite of mine. Pulling the handle, I stepped back and bowed before my prince as he gripped the inside door handle and carefully moved off of the cushioned seat.

I extended my hand to guide him, since it was dark. He took my hand and stepped onto the concrete floor, giving me a dorky grin that somehow reflected back onto my own face.

I kissed his hand and stared into his eyes. Though there was little moonlight, he always seemed to glow regardless. There may have been a little red tint on his cheeks, but I couldn't exactly tell.

"Your eyes shine even when they don't reflect any light," I blurted out, rising to meet my beloved's eyes, "and your smile brightens up my life more and more every time I see it."

I hid my face from his vision, my nose nuzzled into my shoulder. 'Gosh, I'm terrible at compliments.' I could feel a hot blush spreading across my face. Chris seemed to tighten his grip on my hand.

"You're so cute Ted."

|AIDEN|

The best part about seeing these idiots have a lovey-dovey moment now is I can finally escape this weird ass car AND see them compliment each other using cheesy lines related to the night sky or some shit about stars.

The moment they seemed to be lost in each other's eyes, I jumped into a surprisingly soft cushioned backseat and opened the door as calmly as I possibly could. I slipped out through the door's small opening. I didn't want Ted to notice the gaping space left after I would have decided to make it as obvious as possible that I was sneaking in-- or out-- of his car.

I closed the door a little too hard, but thankfully these boyfriends seem to be deaf. Peering from behind the trunk, I watched one of the stupid children move nearer and nearer to the other's face. "Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss," I chanted silently. Apparently, silently wasn't enough.

Ted swooped his head in my direction and caught sight of me, hunched over and peering behind his car like a pervert. I mean, I kind of am, but that's not the point. His eyes widened, and he revealed his fangs as he hissed at me.

When I say I ran like my life depended on it, I was probably being pretty literal.

I launched myself off of the cold surface that I had desperately buried my palms against and darted to the front door.

I had a head start, 'cause Ted pecked Chris on the lips before he ran. The bad part was that he was closer to the front door than I was. He could run fast, and I mean really fast too.

|THIRD PERSON|

"CoMe BaCk HeRe YoU sOn Of A bItCh," Ted screamed through his clenched fangs, his voice disoriented and his eyes glowing red.

'Well,' Aiden thought, 'she is a bitch.'

Bunny boy ran right into the front door, struggling to turn the knob. It was locked. "For fucks sake-," was all the blue kid could say before he screeched as Ted pinned him to the door. Ted opened his mouth, an absurdly long tongue escaping the cage of his sharp teeth that inched closer and closer to Aiden.

Aiden's head tilted to the side, his cheek pushed against the cold door of freedom. He could see Chris a few feet behind Ted, hunched over with terribly long claws and a pointy smile that almost made Aiden pee on himself. He too, was stepping closer to the 13-year-old.

Aiden closed his eyes, knowing this would be the last time he'd ever see the light of day. Or night. But it's dark. Okay you know what. The last time he'd ever see... I don't know, the world? You know what. Fuck it. That line never happened.

The last words Aiden heard before he blacked out sent chills down his spine.

A demonic voice crowded Aiden's thoughts, and he screamed as he heard those words seep into his mind.

"Kiss kiss fall in love!"

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I feel like I should apologize, but at the same time I don't. Like ya know, shit happens. It's been, like, two months, right? Near the end of the year -- BOOM -- school punches you in the face! I delayed the last update to make the chapter longer but HEY that didn't turn out well! I guess I'll try to update soon. :P
I owe ya!

But then again y'all prolly don't care anyway sO

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