Heroes of Olympus Children

Piper & Jason

A/N: Alright back in time again to before Isobell, Angelina, or Inara were born. This chapter's picture is of Jake's nursery.

"Ya know Percy said karma was gonna bite us in the ass." Jason groans as Piper tries to calm a crying Jake.

"One; karma isn't real, two; I could use some help right now, and three; why on earth are you taking parenting advice from Percy?" Piper says, bouncing Jake in her arms.

"I'm just saying it's payback for laughing at Leo and Percy." Jason says.

"Do me a favor and make him a bottle. Thanks sweetie." Piper states coolly, sitting down on the chair next to the crib.

"Sure."

After a few minutes of rummaging through the baby bag Piper sighs and asks, "You forgot how to make a bottle didn't you?"

"Pssh, no...okay maybe. Fine, yes I forgot."

Piper laughs and Jake stops crying, now interested in his mother's face. Standing she hands Jason the baby and goes through the baby bag.

"I'll make him a bottle and you make sure he doesn't fall and die, or soemthing along those lines." Piper say sarcasticly, grabbing a bottle and fromula and leaving the nursery.

"Got it."

Jason sits on the chair and Jake tries to grab at his face. The blond tries moving his head, but in the end it only results in numerous scratches and a small hand holding on tightly to his nose.

"Ow, ow, ow, OW!" Jason says, moving Jake's hand away. "Please stop."

Jake only continues to grab at his face.

"You really are useless when it comes to babies." Piper laughs as she enters the room.

"Forget monsters, this baby's gonna kill us." Jason says as Jake begins to cry again.

Piper rolls her eyes at him and takes the baby. "Ywah, Annabeth's right. You're spending a bit too much time with Percy."