RANTS

teacher

i am the meanest most horrible person for this entire chapter page thing so plz if you dont want to immediately hate me dont read it i just couldnt help it tho. i make her sound really ugly to i mean shes not that ugly she was probably really pretty when she was younger but she is what i think the nice harpy in heroes of olympus by rick riordan

i think my teacher is a harpy. like for real. i will prove it.

1-she hunched over

2-she folds her arms while she walks like a bird

3-she has one of those beak like noses

4-croaky voice

5-her hands look like bird feet

7-she wrinkly like a featherless bird

8-she hordes small candies all over in her desk

plus she has that kinda fat bells with those skinny arms and legs and oh my god the outfits she wears like i would honestly expect a color blind pigeon to dress better like fuck. and shes always walkin around and looking over my should and the way she holds herself she looks like a bird like seriously, a giant, hairless bird. or featherless, whatever idc. ha she can barely use a computer either, but she thinks she can. and she types like a bird pecking crums of the ground its hilarious. 

HOLY SHIT HER EYES ARE SO BEADY I JUST GOT A LOOK PAST HER GLASSES THEY ARE SOOO TINY

im a horrible person im sorry i just really dont like this person. plus i keep expecting percy jackson to bust in and chop her ass up hah

(PS i just wanted to mention....when i typed 'crums' it said it was wrong, so i checked it and the first thing it suggested i meant was cums like mAI GOD lol)