Uploading two chapters today, yes I was urged to do so by my friend. Oh golly. Well have fun I believe. I personally enjoyed writing this chapter, and especially the next. *wink*
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Chapter 7 -
[J4D3HUM0R has begun talking to JohnIsTheName at 10:15 PM]
J4D3HUM0R: 0h g0g is th4t s3ri0usly y0ur us3rn4m3?
JohnIsTheName: Is that really how you type? Jade, I’m disappointed. Have some respect for numbers. They shouldn’t be abused that way. Mashing the poor things into words and not to mention my poor eyes! I can’t comprehend them at all!
J4D3HUM0R: Gosh, you really are a butthead. W3ll what3v3r.
JohnIsTheName: Jade!
J4D3HUM0R: What?
JohnIsTheName: Those ‘e’s!
J4D3HUM0R: Gosh, sorry, forc3 of habit. I didn’t m3an to do it.
JohnIsTheName: Jade!
J4D3HUM0R: LOL. I did that on purpos3. Lololololol.
JohnIsTheName: ‘LOL’?
J4D3HUM0R: It m3ans laugh out loud. G3t with the program bro.
J4D3HUM0R: What are you lik3 five?
J4D3HUM0R: How do you lik3 not know about LOL’s.
JohnIsTheName: One, I prefer the original ‘HAHAHAHA’ for the whole laughing factor. Second, as you know I am twenty-two miss. Don’t you use that tone with me. Third of all, it wasn’t even that funny. Lastly, the ‘e’! The eeeeeeee!!!
J4D3HUM0R: What3v3r: If I can’t us3 alllll of my whol3 ‘l3tt3rs to words’ styl3 of typing, at l3ast l3t m3 hav3 my 333333’s; b3 kind.
JohnIsTheName: No.
J4D3HUM0R: What3v3r brat. I’ll do it anyways.
JohnIsTheName: LOL.
J4D3HUM0R: Oh look at you, using that word alr3ady.
JohnIsTheName: It’s not my style, uncomfortable thing to use.
J4D3HUM0R: Now you know how I f33l about using ‘l3tt3rs wh3n it should b3us3d and not numb3rs’. It f33ls gross to m3.
JohnIsTheName: Fine, you may use it.
J4D3HUM0R: 4W3S0M3!!!! 0k4y 3n0ugh 4b0ut my writing skills, h0w h4v3 y0u b33n?
J4D3HUM0R: ….
J4D3HUM0R: J0hn?
JohnIsTheName: I’m sorry; it took me a while to decode what you just typed. I believe I should jot down 4=A, E=3, and 0=O. I still don’t understand how you could type that so quickly without messing up once in a while. It’s too ‘str4ng3’.
J4D3HUM0R: 0H W000000W. S3ri0usly y0u 4r3 such 4 los3r. Trying to d3c0d3 my w0rds.
J4D3HUM0R: L-0-S-3-R.
JohnIsTheName: At least you know how to spell loser… I take that back. You don’t. LETTERS ARE MEANT TO BE LETTERS AND NUMBERS ARE MEANT TO BE USED AS NUMBERS.
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