Both Perspectives

Chapter 10

So as anyone else heard Harry Styles new song, Song Of The Times!!! BECAUSE I DID AND I FLIPPING LOVE IT!!! Also, who's going to one of Harry's concerts?!??

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"C'mon one more"

"No"

"C'mon talk dirty to me"

"Fine" I sigh dramatically but smile, "Staring at you is better than looking at food porn"

"Not what I meant by dirty but hey I'll take it" Mason laughs 

"Also, you're not better than food porn" I point out

Mason rolls his eyes playfully, "Trust me I know right when you said it that there is no coming in between you and your food"

I place a hand over Mason's who was next to me and in a loving yet playful voice I say, "Good to know, you know my priorities" 

Mason bursts out laughing, "Only you December"

I soon join Mason, laughing since his laugh is just so contagious, but we both immediately stop when we notice that the teacher and the whole class was staring at us. All twenty six pair of eye balls, but technically their is 52 eyes looks at us. 

Well that just got weird 

"What's so funny, Mr. Williams" Mr. what's his face said

"It's nothing, don't worry about it Mr. Dikshit" Mason says barely being able to keep his laughter at bay from the teacher's name

"Well clearly it's something since you and Ms. Hail are cackling non stop back there" Mr. Dikshit barks at Mason

"Cackling? Wow" I mutter to Mason

Mr. Dikshit taps his foot impatiently, "Well I'm waiting"

Mason smiles innocently, "Well sir, December over here had a very good question" 

I turn toward Mason, a question?!

 No I don't

Mr. Dikshit looks at me then back to Mason, "Well what is it?"

"Are you a potato" Mason ask the teacher with a raised eyebrow

Mr. Dikshit looks confused and knows their is a catch to whatever Mason is saying because there always is.

Mason continues to talk, "Because December said if you were she would smash you"

"Mason" I say slowly, testing him

"What?" Mr. Dikshit creases his eyebrows in confusion

I gave a wtf look toward the teacher how could you not get that, mash equals mash potatos which means have you know, getting it on with another person. What ever you want to call it.

"Well, Steven" Mason says innocently

I turn toward Mason daring him to go on, he can't drag me into his mess which will probably result in us getting detention.

"Since you are old and don't really get our generations sayings. I'm guessing I'm gonna have to break it down for you, December would smash you like she smashes you mash potatoes, hard " Mason says making the teacher turns a dark shade  of red

My eyes go wide and hiss at Mason, "Mason what the actual fuck"

"You two, detention, now" Mr.Dikshit yells at both me and Mason 

You got to be kidding me

"But-" I start to say

"Now! Ms. Hail, its not up for discussion" the teacher barks spitting on me and Mason, he's basically a freaking sprinkler. Talk about disgusting.