Minicat fanfics (and others)

Craig

This story idea came from another author called Tusslee. Thanks for letting me write this dude.

Craig hates Summer. It's too hot and he's insecure about his body. He has a scar on his lower right hip that only I've seen. He keeps his nails at a certain length all the time. I've never seen them longer than his limit.

Craig loves rabbits. He never wears the same clothes in a week. He picks and chooses his favorite meals everyday although he proclaims he's not picky. He hates feet. He has only died his hair once and that was when he went pink.

Craig is easily broken. He bottles up his emotions and fakes a smile on his worst days. He is a bed hog and almost shoves me off every night but all I have to do is pull him to me. He puts his hair in pigtails when he's bored. He draws in spare time. He wakes up every morning at 8:00. He used to be a hacker when playing video games. He makes fun of me when I eat bacon. He isn't fond of plaid clothing. Craig can't stand the taste of chocolate milk. He's afraid of cows only for the utters. His laugh may sound stupid but I've learned to love it. He has a secret tattoo but if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret.

Craig says he loves glitter and everything sparkly but hates being artsy around me. Only if he's drawing is when I can watch. He curses like a sailor when drunk. he's the bottom bitch. He refuses to drink or eat anything too sweet. He goes on these so called 'diets' yet they only last about a couple of days. He has a quarter collection hanging on the wall from our days around the U.S. He dresses casual all the time and hates being fancy. That changed when we got married.

He loves tiny things. He says it actually makes him feel bigger to someone else. His favorite color is orange. He only watches scary movies when I'm with him. He takes exactly 20 minutes in the shower. He's always very occupied and when he's not busy, he's watching TV. He keeps the house spotless. He can play the piano but not as well as me. And that's saying something. He freaks out over house appliances. He hates turtles. His bedside table is covered in books. He is a giant fan of classical music. He sometimes jumps on me whenever I fall asleep. When he's down, he wears black. When he lies, he swallows three times while his eyes dart around the room.

Craig is very shy around new people. He picks and chooses his friends carefully. He hates lightning but loves thunder. He hates oatmeal though he eats it when we run out of cereal. He loves cuddling at night. In the morning, he refuses to brush his hair so I have to do it for him. His eyes shine brighter than anyone else's I've ever seen.

He hates football but watches it only because I do. He rages when something doesn't got his way. He likes to draw smiley faces on my letters before I receive them. He refuses to let me cook him a cake on his birthday, saying that it's not worth it although I find a special way to celebrate it.

He binge watches tv shows on Netflix. He loves to make me jealous for some reason. It really pisses me off.

Every time we go driving he plays this one fucking song that pisses me off to no end. Especially when he starts singing off key.

Craig absolutely cannot stand whenever I eat and talk with my mouth open. I tease him about it all of the time.

But I love him to death and there's no one else out there who can change that.