Stuck in Gotham

Chapter 1

New York, Central Park.

" Petey! Could you slow down! Your suppose to be relaxing, not running in an Olympic race!"

"Oops sorry." 

" Its fine, I had a great view of that butt of yours. But I thought we were hanging out? Not let poor old Wade trail behind you like a stalker!"

"WADE!" I cry trying to not blush. Sorry for the late introduction, Hi I'm Peter Parker aka. Your friendly, neighborhood Spiderman. I'm currently hanging out with my friend Deadpool or Wade as he likes me to call him.  I'm currently off work I've been given a week off, For reasons I'm unbeknownst to me. For my Boss Tony Stark aka Iron man told me to  "get out and explore the world be free!" his words not mine. Wade says it probably got something to do with what he done the last time he came to visit me in the lab. But enough of that back to the present.

" Stop talking about my behind in public! You always draw attention to it every time you do it!"  I exclaim. He literally does it everyday, minute, hour and second. If I could get a dollar for every time he has stated this I would be a billionaire!

"But Petey~ how could I not that behind of yours is legendary! It deserves all the attention that I no one else might I add! Will give it."

"Ugh your hopeless!" I sigh in defeat. I could never change his mind on this certain subject that's a fact.

" Hopelessly and Helplessly taken by your beauty~ " he sighs in that love struck way he always gets around you.

"Shut up, you dork!" I can can't help but chuckle in response. Even though he is kind of a handful he is great company.

He chuckles as well and continues to joke around as we walk around central park. I could do this for hours. Walking, talking, enjoying the scenery, A superhero could get used to this. But sadly I'm Spiderman my life is filled with crazy events that I gotten used to. Sure I love being a superhero its just gets stressful enough to drive someone mad. So having a day to relax is a rare occasion. As my mind starts to wonder, as Wade starts talking to the "boxes" about something between the lines of who is the best looking babe. When all of a sudden a shout rings out for all to hear.

" HELP! SOMEBODY HE'S GOT MY PURSE!"

Typical a purse thief why does this sort of thing not surprise me? We look to the direction of the women who shouted. To see the classic scene of a man running away with her purse. I'm about to leap into action but Wade beats me to the punch. As I see him rush over an literally trips the guy. It was almost comical seeing Deadpool just put out his foot and trip the purse thief I nearly burst out laughing. Nearly.  "Thank you!" he says as he receives the purse from the perpetrator. Then gives it back to the lady like nothing happened. She gives him her thanks as what seems to be her boyfriend is calling the police. Of course, he politely refuses to be given anything in return. I can't help but smile, its just like him to a make scene out of the smallest of acts. But when He's about to come back, the thief regains his footing and straight up kicks Wade in the nuts. Oh! That's got to hurt! The jerk than sprints out of there, yeah you better run! I would have punched him if he stayed any longer. I rush to Wade when he falls to the ground with a thud.

"Oooh! My Chicken nuggets!" Wade groans in pain.

"Come' on," I urge as I help him up," Lets get you to a bench."

"Can you carry me?" He asks innocently, Well as innocent as he can get.

" Sorry, but I can't do that. Unless I wanted people to raise suspicion on you know what." I reason as I motion my head to the large group of people who gathered to see what had happened.

"Ok," He says with a disappointed sigh, " But the next time you owe me!"

"Yeah, Yeah." I accept as we settle down on a bench. I'm about to ask if his umm you know was okay. When a beeping erupts from his belt. "Uh Wade what's that?" I question it sounded almost familiar but I couldn't place out what it was.

" Oh no." what does he mean by oh no? "Wade, what did you do?" I say with a hint of concern.

"Don't worry about it! Just... uh..." he puts his arm over my shoulders "Wade." I say in a warning tone.

"Okay! Okay! My teleporter has been malfunctioning for the past few days! Its been teleporting me everywhere! Plus I can't take it off or it might vanish and land in some villains hands! Then I'll have to fight them for it then..."

"Wade!" I shout to get his attention. "Yeah?"

"Why is It glowing?!"

"We're teleporting! hold on baby boy!"

"WHAT?!"