Stuck in Gotham

Chapter 7

Gotham City Streets

"... In the end, I had to leave having wreaked most of Gotham with Ives and Harley with the girl's night shenanigans. I didn't want to get caught being the one who had the idea in the first place. So we found a fishy place that had this teleporter portal or some $!#%, I suggested they blow it up when I jump through. That ya know, no more crazies jumped in and got stuck in our universe and caused more damage, no one needs that! We don't have enough flex tape to fix all the junk that goes down back at home. You specifically deal with enough as it is, So they agreed and I made it home in one piece. I may have lost my lunch that day but it was worth it, I think."

"Wow, that's a lot to take in, Wade. I definitely not going to remember most of that, however, It helps to know a bit more about this place and why Batman is so upset with you." Truly you didn't get most of what Wade had been through at this place, what he did understand was it wasn't all bad just classic Deadpool shenanigans. Wade tended to get himself into trouble, even if he has the best intentions in mind he goes overboard at the worse moments. (Not that he's excusing Wade's behavior and property damage that he caused, It was just he couldn't do anything about it now.)

"Yeah... sorry for the long explanation, Petey, You know how I get when recounting a story," Wade says looking away as if he felt guilty, in these moments I'm glad

"I know, It's fine I like your storytelling."

"Aw Thanks, Petey-pie~!" He draws out, he moves closer and I push him slightly back. He blinks owlishly at me and I roll my eyes.

"Wade, if you hug me leave my butt out of it. You will ruin the moment." I glare at him and he gives you an expression that screams mischief. He isn't getting a hug from me today with that type of response.

"What? Me? Ruin a perfectly wholesome moment between us bros? I would never!" I could've sworn I saw the innocent eyelash flutter. That mask was a wonder of how well it displays Deadpool's expressions. It doesn't even have expression detection tech, it's just a mask! Off-topic for the conversation at hand. Moving on.

"Uh-huh. Yeah sure. Now, how much farther till we..." I hear a familiar giggle, I swore I've heard from the beginning of this day, you can't quite place who it could be though. But it sets you off the edge, the Spidey-Sense isn't going off, so it couldn't be that bad right? At least whoever or whatever it was wasn't out to get them. Always a plus in the Parker book if you ask me! Then out of the blue, the giggles are getting louder, Wade seems to have been trying to get your attention but you're trying to figure out what was gonna happen. Then they arrive.

"Harley! Slow down!" A woman shouts out of breath from running. Then You see a blur of red, black, blonde, and white run past. Straight onto an unsuspecting Wade, who stands in shock before it settles in who it is. I feel as if my eyes become as big as dinner plates when I come to realize, the woman that attached herself like a koala was none other than Harley Quinn. Oh boy.

"DEADY! YOU CAME BACK!!! I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE'LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!" She loudly squeals at Deadpool, who seems just as excited as she is.

" HARLES! Where the #@%$ DID YOU COME FROM! YOU NEARLY GAVE ME A HEARTACHE! WELL! WHAT THE HECK HUGS ARE GREAT!" He hugs back just as tightly, she hugs back more. The reunion squeals were taking a toll on your super hearing, you hope it ends soon.

"I just saw you from my apartment! Red and I ran as fast as we could to come to chat with you!" That would explain how they got here so fast, at least he won't have to worry about that part. I'm still going to worry about the strong villain ladies, Deadpool is talking to. Yes, he banters with his villains but this was on a different level. Should he be concerned? Maybe.