Bodacious:A Crack Fic Book

You Can't

*The characters are in the style of Rebornica*

One dai in da land of wherever the hecc Fazazabeafs Pizza is located, there works a boi. A boi named Vincent. Not ringing a bell??? Wail he has a title. A title for being an annnoying lil shiz. Starting to get your memory back huh? If you don't know about this lil shiz or give a chocolate triple fudge I scream about him then keep on reading kidddooos!

Ok so we are currently at the Pizza. Now, if we- "Daze what the hell are you doing" Daze (me!!!) turned around to see Mike.

"What does it look like I'm doing Micheal McDoesn'tExist?" 'Wonder who'll get that reference' Mike rolled his eyes sooooo dramatically that the only way to miss it is when you're blinking.

"Looks like you're trying to stalk Chica to see if she's a chicken or a duck." The night guard said raising an eyebrow higher than the roof above them.

"Nope. I'm stalking Vinny today." Daze said smirking behind her bandana.

"You can't run from meeeeh luuuuuvor boiiiiiii" Mike and daze snapped their necks in the direction of the screech that didn't sound like an animatronic. Phone Guy ran towards the two persons.

"Police! Call the Police!" PG said falling onto is knees, begging.

"I'll keep him busy." Daze run over to VinnyVanBan without bothering to hear what they have to say because who cares????? Tnecniv stopped in front of his partner in crime. "You're not my partner in crime. Chris is. I'm here to tell you. I has broken your toaster. Why? I'm a true Savage." As if on cue Chris dropped his mop, went behind Daze, put on a pair of shades, and started 'OH SNAPPING.'

The purp-I mean Vincent dropped to his knees devastated.
He had tears in his lifeless (most likely soulless too) eyes 'lay down' he laid down curled into a ball. 'Try not to cry.......cry a lot.'

"Do you sees dis?????? Dis lil shiz rait here?" Daze remarked bluntly staring at the grown man crying in the middle of a kid's pizza. Slowly walking away Daze turned to PG giving him a thumbs up and the smile of a psyc-champion.

"W-what did she just do?" PG asked in fear. Mike shrugged knowing this is completely normal for Daze. "Why are you here when your shift doesn't start in another 12 years?" PG asked the obvious.

"I don't know man" Mikey said as if he's high. (Probs cuz he a synomin role)

Time skip.

After the disaster Mike and Daze sat at a table.

"Why are you here anyway? You don't work here and you're not hungry." Mike said trying to start up a conversation with the person in front of him. Underline the word trying. Trying. Good. You are not as idiotic as ToasterLuvor10125454.

"Eh, I'm bored. Plus I needed something as juicy as a lemon and lime to put as the first upload of a new crack fic book I'm making." She said, scrolling through her endless amounts of memes and references on her Pinterest. "Soap, how the animatronics?" Daze asked helping Mike (Not Mikey Way dammit) force the conversation.

"So I ne-" "Hold those words, a new chatroom in MysMess opened up" Daze said desperate to get hourglasses to open up the deep story routes. (Am I the only one?) Her phone was SUDDENLY out of her hands. (NUUUUUUU) "Jeez Mike!"

"That was Vincent!" She looked at the Purple clad men. She didn't see her phone in his hands.

"What did you do..." he pointed to the other side of the room.

"You can't" she immediately ran to find her phone before a pair of crusty hands touches it. He snapped a neck to Mickey Mouse. "You can't." He said no emotioness on his body.

"Vincent she didn't actually break your toaster...." Yekcim said putting his hands up. (Not in the air.) He stood up and ran to where Daze is.

"I FOUND IT"

He snapped 5 children's necks in her direction.

"Bout time I found you." Mike said even though it took 3 sentences to find her. "Vincent's going to kill you" as soon as he vomited those words she started laughing hysterically.

"All we need to do is trigger him and then we're fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine." She said waving her hand. SUUDENLEG She fell to the ground and everything went black.

Mike jolted up. In front of him was a tv. (The one teachers roll in and every kid would be exited. Ya feel meh) he was tied to a chair. (...) he couldn't move his head. The tv lit up. Vincent's face popped up for a second before...

"no...no..no no..NO NOOOOOOOOO!" Those were the last words Ekim said before the room flooded with Justin Bieber songs.

Daze:We're not dead everybody!
Mike:My ears are.
Daze:No their not. Wail, hope ya enjoy the first chapter of the book of Fnaf Crack Fics. I may or may not accept requests but if you have any just comment it, I may or may not do it though. Please don't feel offended if I don't! I'm a very lazy person. (Took me half the day to make this one upload) Ok hope ya have a good day, if not a decent one, if not that hope you don't die.....if not I'll plan your funeral.BYEEEEEEE!