Hajime loves his sleep. I mean who doesn't? He's so good at it he can do it with his eyes closed. Now that's all you need to know in order to continue on with this story. Enjoy...
Daze and Hajime was texting memes to each other like the best examples of #friendshipgoals.
(Daze Hajime)
Waddup snap o boi dat come here
What is wrong with you???
Everything :3
Ya
You're right.
*smiles*
Didn't I give you that paper?
Wat paper?
That manga I gave you after playing guitar hero (totally not a reference to the abridged by True Review, check it out so I'm not alone)
Oh yeah! Want me to give it to you?
Yeah but maybe tomorrow? Ima knock myself out
Ok I know we all have crippling depression but don't be like that man
No what I meant was I'm going to sleep
Why didn't you just say that?
Are you trying to stall? (Not the bathroom one)
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiighhh* yaaaaaaaaasss
Nice try Dis1idiot
I'm gonna rocky road the heck outta you tomorrow TotallyNotIzuru97 (totally not another reference to the abridged by True Review, check it out so I'm not alone)
...
I'm gonna sleep.
Good nitrogen
Sleep tightrogen
Don't let the bed bugs bitrogen
Stop looking at Voltron memes
T_T
Hajime laughed at his funny arse Frand. He threw his phone on his bed which bounced 6 times, 2 to the wall, 1 to the window, and a side of screeeeechung kit noises. Ahogemasta knocked himself out as promised. He heard a beep from his phone but ignored it. Poor phone-chan.
I'll is wating yo &)
Daze stood up from her bed and stretched. She turned and looked at the butt imprint she made within 48 years. She softly patted it and then BAM a loud slap.
"Aww yiss muthor would be prod"
She looked over at the manga Hajime gave to her after playing guitar hero. She took it and wanted to burn it. He's a better artist than her!!!!!!!
She sighed a thousand sighs.
Unexpactable (acceptable)
She put on her pusheen slippers (whom I wish I had) and walked to S'emijah apartment. Typing Hajime's name backwards is hard. *sigh* the things I do for wattpad. She looked at her notes app. In the CELL ITS CALLED A CELL FOR A REASON phone there was Hajime's floor number and door.
Le majestical tim skap brought to us by Ko's floofy marchmellow cloud moon hair X3
After climbing to the 10th floor she hoppitied onto Hajime's balcony property. She took some bobby pins and locked the pick. No not with a pickax. She walked toward Hajime's bed where said persons lay. (No not eggs) she reached her hand out to softly pat the natural ahoge. IT STEBBED HER-HIM DONT ASSUME GENDERSSSS.
"STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE!" Yelled da idiocy. Hajime rose from the dead. Wonder what his gravestone says? But that's not relevant to this story. I'll write about Hajime's gravestone later. Back to the story.
Hajime looked at the blooding hand of Daze's. "What the flippin Shizzle did ya do?" Daze threw his manga at him. Lightly.
"Oh I came to return your manga in which I am totally not jealous of. What are you talking about? Here you go man." OMG PAUSE! I JUST GOT A NOTIFICATION THAT TRUE REVIEW UPLAODED! (Da da da daaaaa~)
Hajime looked at her in fear. Fearful fear. "H-how did you know where I live..?" Hajime fearfully asked in fear. Fear. Fearful. Ok. Daze stared at him for what seemed like 9010 eternities. But in reality it was only like-what? 85 seconds? Come one Hajime think straight. Oh wait.
Daze then made a FULL DEAD BOLT TO THE BALCONY AND JUMPED OFF. There was a crack sound. And not the one related to this crack fic. Hajime stared after her.
Are you...not gonna at least worry for...no? No? Okay...
IS SHE OKAY?!?! Hajime raced towards the balcony, sane enough not to jump off. "I LIVE ON THE 10th FLOOR!" Hajime yelled sure to get some noise complaints from his neighbors. Bet you 10 bucks he go'n get 34. Please I'm broke.
Daze limped away not forgetting to prefect her pusheen slippers. Hajime shrugged to tired to care for his BEST FRIEND.
Le nest day brought to us by a story of Kanye West by thestarplace (check it out its hilarious. And if you do be sure to let them know I bought you there)
Hajime laid on the beach. Reading through his manga.
"Hey der" he looked up and saw Daze with a cast on her leg. "Omg is it that bad" Hajime eyes the cast.
"Oh no it's ok. It's not like I jumped out of a balcony 10 stories high. Ya know. Could've been worse." Daze waved her hand. Hajime rolled his eyes in a way that doesn't make him look possessed.
"I said you could've just gave me my manga today." Daze gave him the thumbs up of a psy-champion. "Nah it ok. I needed something for my crack fic anyway." She turned and winked at the audience.
Hajime laughed nervously. "What...?"
Daze:YOIS! I finally updated. I've been saying this in every story I update. Just like the other one this has a story behind it. So me and mah frond Penny955 were talking about random crap in class and we came up with this scenario. But I replaced my English teacher with Hajime. Creative af right? Plus I decided to make it Danganronpa because phase. Oh and can't you believe it??? I haven't mentioned 50 off at all! It's a motherfudging miracle brother and sister! Is y-...never mind. But I do hope you enjoyed this installment! BYEEEEEEEEEE
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