Bodacious:A Crack Fic Book

Let's Hold A Funeral

"Let's hold a funeral" Ray started of the crack fic majestically. The sass queen (AKA Gerard Way) carefully drew on his signature mcr trash eyeliner. No I'm not talking about your everyday #NotMyRodrick *ScReAmS* (No, That is not Gamzee Makara's quirk. Why am I talking about homestuck in this crack fic anyway??) eyeliner. I'm talking about the special 'I am mcr trash-so trashy that I still haven't gotten over them' eyeliner.

The eyeliner everyone wishes were a thing,

"Le do dis bishes" He sassily snapped his sassy fingers in a sassy WAY. He stared at the camera in that mcr trashy intense WAY. Making everyone wonder how is eyeliner is so on #fleek

"What's the worst thing I can saaaaaay?! Is it better if I staaaaay?! So loong and goodnigghht! So loong and goodnigghht!"

While singing Gerard, very mint chocoloate Fudging, slowly made his way down to the hearse. As cloud pi-rain starting raining down on them everyone started opening up the cleshay black (you racist duck) umbrella's. Someone (no, not somewhere) screamed 'FLIP' as they got stabbed in the eye with the umbrella. *Umbrella scene from Another flashbacks* After the mayhem ended everybady started synchronize umbrella swinging for 3 minutes.

SUDEMLEY

Gerard felt something trickle down his cheeks. "Omg is Gerard crying?" Mikey made sure everyone reading this acknowledged his existence. Da sass queen dropped the casket nearly crushing everyone's non sassy fingers.

As he touched his cheek like an animu girl touching her Senpai's bitten apple. (That's not a yandere) he saw black (you racist duck) imprints left on his sassed worthy fingers. Devastated he dropped to his knees. "What the rocky road just happened?" Ray looked at Gerard and gave people a look that said 'I don't know him'.

Gerard started pounding at the ground (yes the one outside) and screamed at the rain. "YOUWILL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!" As he was about to kill a bish Frank held back his arms, trying to stop the sass overlord without sassing him back. Desperately. So desperately, that he forgot to blush at the thought of touching his Senpai.

SUDEMLEY

"You know you want to release the beast" everyone snapped their necks in the direction of da voice. (No not the voices in my head)

EXO stood in from of the hearse. Baekhyun stood there with a smug smirk on his face as Lu Han restrained himself from strangling him. Sehun made a 'boi of you don't' face.

"Who da hell is yoooo??" Gerard didn't want none of this shizzle.

"We are one, we are EXO" they said at the same time. (If you're confused they did not say 'we are number one'. Dammit Robbie Rotten.)

The beginning of Monster played as the mcr trash cleared, not wanting none of that shizzle. Mikey flinched as the casket (no not 'basket case'. Dammit Green Day) that was snapped in half. Ray sighed a thousand sighs.

This funeral is destroyed

After the many flashbacks of monster exo snapped their fingers. "We out bishes" they suddenly disappeared like mcr's career.

SUDEMLEY

A bottle that said 'REJECTED GADARADE' rolled next to Frank's foot. He looked up as he saw a random piece of trash that goes by the name of Daze. "What?" Daze looked up to see everyone staring at her.

"What is you doing?" Ray pointed at the iPad.

"Squeezing some lemon and lime juice for my crack fic." And with that she flew on a unicorn into the distance.

"Ok...this is weird, I'm out." Mikey turned around not wanting any of that shizzle.

Daze:Ok, so there is actually some back story behind this crack fic. Hahaha. Me and my friend TheImmaculate Was messaging each other and we started saying random crap and thus this crack fic was born. I know great story right? Hope you enjoy this beautiful (if I do say so myself) crack fic I made. BYEEEEEEEEEE
EDIT:I broke Alysia with this crack fic :3 hope you are proud of me. Ok peace.