Hello, hello. So I follow Asia O'Hara on Instagram and her captions are always to iconic and has some sort of funny ass story line. So I decided that I will help the world become a better place by making crack fics based of these captions (Also the caption inspired by this crack fic is the pic for this chapter)
*POP* went Aquaria's chewing gum. Honestly is there a difference between gum and chewing gum? But that's irrelevant to this story.
Aquaria had popped her chewing gum as she spills all the hawt scorching tea with Kameron Michaels and Asia O'Hara.
They cranking up the stove as they spill the tea about Alyssa Edward's...back rolls(?), how Nina Bo'nina Brown should've been Blac Chyna, and spilling it so hard that they'd need more than a mop to soak all of it up!!
Asia gave a pointed look to her shishtar Aquaria. "Giiiiiirrrlll you better not sleep with that damn gum in your mouth." Kameron nodded, agreeing, while wagging her pointed finger nail at the youngen.
Aquaria obnoxiously blew...a gum bubble and popped it within her mouth to mock Asia.
"I know, I know. Just because I'm younger than all of y'all don't mean I'm stupid." She rolled her eyes, leaning back onto her hands for support on the bed they were all spilling tea on.
"I didn't say you were stupid now did I? Lololololol did you really think I said that lmao XD ur so stoopid." Asia laughed. Aquaria looked at her as if she was staring at The Vixen. Dead.
Kameron scoffed and smacked Asia's arm, prompting her to stop and wince at the scratch marks left behind.
"Oh stop! What she mean, Aqua, is that she trying to look out for you so you don't get into trouble." Kameron smiled and reassured her. Aquaria stood straight up and pointed at Kameron.
"WHO IS THAT? WHO IS SHE? WHERE WAS THAT KAMERON?" While Asia looked at Kam in shock.
"So she speaks." Kameron rolled her eyes.
"Why y'all gotta be over dramatic. I can talk!" Asia pointed at her, oh wow, a lot of pointing.
"Yes, but did Rupaul give you over 2 minutes of screen time? No lol #JusticeforKameronMicheals but not the kind of justice we need for Tatianna during All Stars 2 #RiggaMorris". Asia clap backed...meme review.
"Sh! What even started this conversation? Oh yea! Don't sleep with gum in your mouth!" Kameron directed the conversation back to Aquaria.
"Yea, yea." Aquaria lazily waved off the warning.
They all went back to the spilt tea. Before bed Asia had to take her bed sheets off becuase it was so soaked in tea that it had the be replaced.
While Asia was doing so Kameron and Aquaria sat on their own beds in their shared room and chatted. Kameron was ranting about how Honey Nut Cheerios are way better than original Cheerios and that it pisses her off that people are still questioning which was better. (This is a real rant Kameron had on her ig story. Also there's a fan account her and some of the other queens follow called 'Kameron.Michaels.Cheerios' it's great.) Even going so far as to make a joke referencing the Cracker Aquaria twin drama.
Aquaria bantered back by referencing a line from some RPDR fight, which resulted in them recreating a whole fight scene with Asia's side comments and laughter in the background. (Use your imagination to see what fight they would recreate and tell me how it went pls)
Once Asia finally put on fresh and warm new sheets they talked for a little bit and finally went to sleep...
Next Morning
Kameron was the first to wake up. Becuase she takes such a long time putting on her makeup she made a habit of waking up super early. As she walked to her dresser she looked at her two sleeping sisters. When she glanced at Aquaria she put a hand over her mouth to suppress the gasp she was going to let out.
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