Jaydons cooking class:
Welcome to cooking class! I'm Jaydon, your head chef. Now, before we start, don't forget to wash your hands in the river Styx...On second thought, don't do that.... Anyway, make sure your knives are sharp and area is clean. Now, first item of business....Making a peanut butter and Jelly sandwich! First, get bread...Wheres that bread....PERCY, WHERE'D MY WONDER BREAD GO!!!!??!!!
SURE, YOU HAD A HYDRA SPIT POISON AT YOU, SURE! Okay, now you take two slices of bread and get some.....TYSON?!?!!?! WHERE'D YOU PUT MY JIFF PEANUT BUTTER!!?? Here's a tip. Never trust a cyclopes who likes peanut butter to not eat the peanut butter. Anyway....Now you get some jelly and spread it on your bread, like so....then, you put one thing on the other and ta-da! PB and J sandwich! Memory, its not a pb and Jay sandwich, my dear....oh, come on, Piper, not you too....Class dismissed....While I sort out a peanut butter ban with Tyson.
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Mini: That was a disaster... *laughs*
Memory: I can't help it If I thought he meant jay! *pouts*
Mini: *shakes head* no more cooking for you!
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