Mini: Hey guys, it's me, Mini... And I'm here to tell you why you shouldn't bring a Dragon into Build A Bear Workshop...
Memory: Oh Mini.. Please don't tell them!
Mini: I have to warn them! Our job is to give helpful advice!
Memory: Fine! *Hides behind a giant Build A Bear bear*
Mini: Reason number One... The giant stuffing machine.
Memory: *whimpers* I... I don't-
Mini: We heard a rumor that the stuffing was from other stuffed animals, that Octavian had 'killed'... So Memory called Octavian up, and cussed him out in Roman, before screaming, "YOUR CRUSHING CHILDREN'S DREAMS!" Let's just say, the store was deadly quiet after that, and they took her cell phone.
Memory: *lays face down on pillow* I got it back....
Mini: *Rolls eyes* Reason Two, don't take your dragon in if they just had coffee! If they act anything like Mem here...
Memory: *Looks up* Heyyyy! I didn't do anything wrong...
Mini: You saw all the Bears without stuffing and fainted. For two hours. The mortal children thought you died.
Memory: *Looks down* Oh yeah...
Mini: And last of all... There are mortals there! You do not want to bring a mythical creature to a place full of mortal children...
Memory: I can't argue there... Why did you take me in there anyway?
Mini: To make a bear? Or forty seven....
Memory: ITS HEAD IS JUST SO BIG AND FLUFFY! *squeezes it* I LOVE IT!
Mini: Oh-kayyy... Anyway, that is why you don't take a Dragon into BABW... Hope you will heed my warning. Until next time!
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Mini's Journal
FanfictionThis is my journal for my fellow demigods! <3 Enjoy! - Mini (This is NOT a Fanfiction.. It's an advice book mostly)