Special thanks to the internet and people with too much free time! -Mini (some of these are mine)
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1.) Galinda from the Wizard of Oz says only bad witches are ugly... Then asks Dorothy if she's a bad witch.... Really Galinda?
2.) if Cinderella's shoe for perfectly... Why did it fall off when she ran away?
3.) If we aren't supposed to have midnight snacks... Why is there a light in the fridge?
4.) If you can't spell something, how are you suppose to find it in the dictionary?
5.) what was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
6.) WHO INVENTED SKITTLES?
7.) how do you throw away a garbage can?
8.) Bread is square. Why is lunch meat round?
9.) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
10.) How do people not bite lollipops?
11.) Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
12.) what hair color do they put on your driver license if your bald?
13.) In the song Yankee Doodle, who is named macaroni? The horse or the feather?
15.) Why did I skip 14?
16.) Is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
17.) why is it called quicksand if it takes you down slowly?
18.) If mayo has eggs in it... Why doesn't it need to be refrigerated until after it's open?
19.) Do dentist, doctors, hairdressers, and people with jobs such as those go to other dentist, doctors, hairdressers, ect.? Or do they go to themself?
20.) why do we sing 'rock a bye baby' to get the child to sleep, when it's actually about a cradle crashing to the ground?
21.) do you yawn in your sleep?
22.) Why do round pizzas come in square boxes?
23.) What's up with circles and squares?
24.) Why does superman wear his underwear outside of his clothes? If he's a super hero don't you think he'd be able to dress himself?
25.) How do woodpecker not get headaches from banging their heads against trees all day?
26.) Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune?
27.) Does the Mailman deliver his own mail?
28.) Why did I find it necessary to make this list?
HOPE YOU LIKED IT! -Mini and Memory
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FanfictionThis is my journal for my fellow demigods! <3 Enjoy! - Mini (This is NOT a Fanfiction.. It's an advice book mostly)
