Aries
Angry all the time, thinks it's cool to say f*** (food) , doesnt flush the toilet, always at the top of every astrology post
Taurus
Owns too much cats, uses Pinterest 24/7, takes all their selfies on snapchat, actually lives in the refrigerator (shh)
Gemini
Two faced (dun dun duuun), always and will forever beat u in tic tac toe, talks fast
Cancer
Hogs all the snacks, is literally drowning in their own tears, dances like a white dad thats burning the barbecues
Leo
Owns 548435234524 mirrors (dont tell anyone), on their gadgets 24/7, unpopular opinions, better hair than u (A/N - my hair looks like it survived a tornado every morning...)
Virgo
Watches too much cat videos, too nice af
Libra
cuter than u, smarter than u, pees clearer than u, better than u
Scorpio
Uses the eggplant emoji too much, is a nerd, tries to seduce u and succeeds, takes 2183712983798 years to answer ur message
Sagittarius
is a dweeb, overly competitive, actually owns a unicorn but will never tell me where it is, smile is cuter than urs
Capricorn
Has AMAZING dimples, makes bad puns, wears mismatched socks, wont also tell me where they kept their unicorn
Aquarius
Is also a dweeb, has the CUTEST smile, has an alien hidden in their closet
Pisces
Talks to their stuffed animals, sleeps all the time, forgets to text back
A/N - whats up with signs and hiding their unicorns T-T
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