Zodiac Signs

7: The Signs & Baking

Aries: *Accidentally dumps a whole jar of cinnamon in* "Oops, meh" *Continues baking*

Taurus: "Wait, doesnt Jeff have a peanut allergy, also Chris? But I already made them... Who cares about both them anyway..."

Gemini: "ALL OF THE BUTTER MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Cancer: "Okay, so one teaspoon of vanilla, 1/2 cup of sugar in... wait, only 1/2? Nah erase that." *Dumps a whole bag of sugar in*

Leo: "These are gonna be the best and prettiest cupcakes ever! Tim's gonna be jealous, I hate him!"

Virgo: "Wait, did I already add the sugar in? Ah c*** (poop) I don't know... I'll just have to start all over again :D."

Libra: "Vegan, gluten free, organic, low calorie date pudding! HAHAHAHA....ha..ha it looks like s***(poop)"

Scorpio: "DARK CHOCOLATE, MILK CHOCOLATE, WHITE CHOCOLATE, CHOOOOCAAAADHFASJKDHF"

Sagittaurius: "I'm gonna put red hot chili peppers in and I will tell no one. *Evilly smirks* Thats my best idea yet!"

Capricorn: *Dumps cookies bought from a store on a plate* "Efficiency."

Aquarius: Vegan, gluten free, organic, low calorie date pudding! BEAUTIFUL!

Pisces: HAHA... I don't bake...