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Jack x Assassin!reader

Y/n PoV

Another mission accomplished.

"Mission report (December 16 1991 xD)" my boss ordered.

"Target eliminated" I replied, face blank of any emotion. I was an elite killer in Tortuga. Known for my skill and good looks. Not that anyone can look at me for more than 5 seconds before I wipe them out of existence.

"Next target : Jack Sparrow. Annihalted without traces. Go and prepare for the mission." Boss excused me.

I equip my sword and gun, grab my bottle of rum and go to the tavern Jack was bound to be in.

I open the door of the tavern and immediately notice him, flirting with girls.

I roll my eyes as I realise it would be the easiest to seduce him and get him all alone. There is no way I can kill him in this croud without getting spotted.

I sigh and make my way over to him. I winked as my eyes met his. Is it on his lap and look up with half lidded eyes. I whisper in his ear "do you wanna go upstairs and have some fun Captain?"

Apparently he fell for it. I grabbed his hand and dragged him to an unoccupied bedroom.

As he closes the door I point my sword at his throat.

He immediately reacted by pulling out his own sword. (that sounds so wrong)

He expertly removed my sword from my hand by tossing me a rag, that I caught. He them proceeded to cut off my belt that held my gun.

"You cheated" I said.

"Pirate" he replied with a handsome smirk.

Has my boss said anything about sleeping with my clients?

No. Stop it. He seems to be challenging me. My face remains expressionless as I hook my legs around his neck and flipping bringing him to the floor with me on top of him.

"Assassin." I reply as I blow a stray hair from my face.

I then kiss him and his eyes widen with surprise.

After I pull away he realises I now have all of his weapons.

I smirk and knock him out.

Jack's PoV

I wake up, tied to the bed, naked with a pillow covering my manly parts. Under the pillow, there was a dagger.

~time skip~

I am now out of bonds as I notice there is a note she left on the bedside table.

That lass, she was somethin' special.

I pick up the note and start reading it:

"Same time same room?"

Aye, she was somethin' special.

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Another one done. Next is a Davy Jones one. -TheMiddleElf