Jack PoV
I've been strolling through the streets of Tortuga, with a bottle of rum in ma hand. And then boom.... I 'ear screaming in the house above me. Of course, I wouldn't have payed it any mind, buuuuuuuut it sounds female. I hurriedly (and drunkenly) make ma way up the stairs and stand before a door.
Y/n PoV
"'Ello love." Fuckhead, I mean, Boss said. I hate this guy. He thinks women are just objects. He wanted me to seduce someone. Like, actually seduce. What the actual hell. I am an assassin., not a common whore. I tried to deny my mission.... and now I'm about to die. He has the gun, and the high ground (que Obi Wan memes). Goodbye sis, Goodbye mum, Goodbye food.
Suddenly, the door flies off its hinges, landing on my boss. There, standing in the doorway, is a pirate? A hot pirate? Really? Slow down on the make up mate. Is it waterproof?
He smiles at me. " G'evenin' lass. Would'ya like ta get outta 'ere?" He slurred his words. A drunk, hot pirate. Yay.
"I'd love to." I say, standing up slowly. "Where to?" I ask, deciding to follow him. Because, hey, I'm a skilled assassin and he's a drunk pirate. He can't do anything.
He leads me to a tavern. Of course he would. I can't spend any of my money here though, because the pirate kind of, you know, killed my boss and stuff and now I'm unemployed.
"This is great.... uh...." "Captain Jack Sparrow." "Uh, yeah, Jack. But you kinda just killed my boss, and I need money to survive and am now jobless, thanks for that by the way, so I can't really buy anything unnecessary. So, thank you, but no thank you. I bid you, adieu." I start to make my way towards the exit, when someone grabs my wrist. My reflexes kick in and I flip the person over my shoulder and pin them to the ground, aiming their gun to their head. Realizing it's just Jack, I let go and relax with a sigh. "What?"
"Well, lass, I think you might be a valuable member of ma crew, if ya choose ta join. The pay's not too shabby either. What say ye?" Jack asks while smirking. Not a bad offer. I slowly and hesitantly nod and blush when I realize I'm still sitting on his lap. I quickly stand up and pull him up as well.
"Lovely, now, WHERE IS MY RUM?"
*Timeskip to 2 years later, brought to you by Jack doing it again, but doing a flip this time*
These have been the best two years of my life! Jack has been extremely nice, as has the rest of the crew. After, of course kicking the asses of some unfortunate pervs. Jack has, however, been acting extremely weird lately. It's almost like he's avoiding me. I hate it when people do that.
Right now I'm steering the Black Pearl, my h/c hair flowing behind me in the wind. Jack is standing next to me, but not to close. His compass doesn't seem to be working. It keeps pointing to me, but I don't know why.
"Dammit" Jack mutters under his breath, shaking his compass for the third time that hour.
"C'mon Jackie, why won't you tell me why it always points to me?" I asked him, a little angry.
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"NO."
"YES."
"NO Y/N!"
"YES JACK!"
"IT POINTS TO YA BECAUSE I LOVE YA!" Jack finally shouted.
I was stunned into silence. He loved me?
"Oh." That turns out not to be the best response, as Jack turns and makes his way down the stairs. I quickly go after him, grab his arm and turn him. I see tear stains down his cheeks. I guess that mascara really is waterproof.
"I love you too, Jack." I say confidently, looking deep into his eyes.
And with that, we kissed.
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What an ending, right? Hope that wasn't to bad, I just watched a movie where a woman transformed into a house and killed children.
-TheMiddleElf
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