emo quartet - cRaK fiKs

s e v E EN N N N YyYyYyy

(a/n: this one. i dont know
all credit goes to feline because she gave me this great, scary, i dont fucking know idea!)

fRoHNKeY WaS picKing flOWERs f OR   hI S B OY FrEndy, LEMoN. He WaS  a LEmoN Bc lEMoN bECaus lEMON. fROhnKey GOt pInk FlOWER FOR LEMoN BC THat  mak ESEnse righ?

thEn  a r ANDOm  dOor  APer oUtta fuKCIN no WHer.

thNE he sAW frohnKEY sAw mIlk whOR coMe oUtta DOr alOng WITH milK WHorE 2X AND daLlon dADDy LonG Legs.

"oOOOOOOOOOH YEEEHHHH, oH HaY fROnKHYE, wE jus HAD  a thREEsoM!!!!!" mIlK WhORe EXclAIM

"mMMmM Ye It WA s sosossosooo HooOT, wNANA JoIN?"

"yE whY nOt"

SO fROnKhkey gOT In thA magiCL dOor an D turn SOUt

LemOn, pEPe, VeGAN masTER 101, FrO FRO, mICKey moUSE, CUPcAKKE, PattyPan, jOish, TiLER, wHisK fuCKer 69, frIngE SLut, wERE lal tiED up. 

"fRONkHEy bby1!!!!" LemON Cri 

"FronKHEY, tIE urSELf up-" miLk whORE 2X sEDDY

"how teh fak do u tie urself up u dingo" frONKhey Said

"IM A DINGO?" miLk WHorE 2x sED

"Ye u aRe hO"

"bBiTCH"

"FOR Fka SAKE TTOP sigfhting and go InTO pIt of TIE uP" 

"FIn"

so DadDY DallON lOng LEGs tIE FROnKHEY UP AD then SLpa his buttBUTT

"DOTN TOCUH MY BBYCKAES U LIL TOL SMEXY MAN" LEMON Sed

"SHuatp"

tHEN LemOn kISSSKYKSIY 

"OkAY so, SICN I HAVE KIDDAEPED ALL TEH PEOPEL, I SHALL TEACH MY LesoN" MIlK WHorE Sed tRYIN TO SOUnd drMAMAAMACTIC BUT FAIL

so mIlk whORe goT HIS mILk macHINE 4000 AND A DOOR AND HE SAY

"sEE diS? i WaNT DIs doOR SHUT, or Else u Get pUnISHed with mIlK up UR BUMBUM AND NOstrILS"

"mIlk WHOre 2x sAYs it fEELS GR8"

"y-YE!" Milk WHore 2x slutter

"WaIT SO???????/ mIlK WHOR hAS A DOOR kINk?" pATTYpan SaED

"NOoonnoojhgtreirghjytredrjtgn,W HO TOLD THEM?" MILK WHOr sED EMBASS

"i Wus onLY jOck, but MiLK WHOr hAs  ADOOr kiNk GUys" pATTYPAN SAID

"BahahahUHAAHAHAHAAAUAHAUHAUHUAHUDFRHEWASHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" EVetonw laUGH at mIlK WHore, iNCLudin mILk whOR 2X AND DaDDy DalLoN LEg.

THen MiLK whOR CRIIII, HE CRI SO HARD THATA D ooR apER

"Oh LOoK doOr kiNk" BAHAHBHa evETYON LAUgh

thEN mILk whORE TYIE UP mIlK WHor 2x and dADDY dALLon LOng LEG. 

dAT WUT HE NEEDED TO DO TO MAKE thA Door

thEN HE SAY MAGIK SpEllu "ALl MY FakiN BitchS WIl tuRN ITNO BIG DOor.com"

tHAN LemOn, pEPe, VeGAN masTER 101, FrO FRO, mICKey moUSE, CUPcAKKE, PattyPan, jOish, TiLER, wHisK fuCKer 69, frIngE SLut, mIlk whORe 2x, DAddy DalloN LOng leg. diSAPer AND TURN INTO DOOr.

"MmMmMm DOoOOR" mIlk WHore said

thEN hE GOt out hiS mILK guN AND sPRAY THE MIlk eveerywhEERRR. MMMMMMMM YEYYSSSSSYEYSREYE4SYES

then something bad happened.

THE DOOR OPEN

(josh) UDNDUNUDNDUDNUDNUDNDUDNDUDJNDN DDU 

theN miLk WHore siT Down AND CRi MiLk teARS. It WAS SO SADLING.

he cRI SO HARD THAT THE DOOR BROK

THEN hE expLOded thE DOOr and WrOT  e a sonG ABOUT IT

cLLAED

"I WROTE DOORS IN THE SKY BUT I DONT WRITE BED SHEETS"

GR8 AKin Sogn

thEN ALl OF HIs "frens" cAME BAK AND WER LIEK/

"yO, IT OKI MILK WHORE ILY BBY CAKES U WANNA FUCK SUM DOORS WIT US?"

"UEYEEYEYEYghyeyfh"

SO thEY GO oUT TREATING or trICK On the tWENTYTH OF JUnE EVEn tho IT WAS THE 32ST OF CHRISTMAS

aND THEy stoLE ALL THA dOoRS ANd thye ALL hAD TEH SEKS

YEYSEYYEYSESES

bUtt THen

miLK whORES pee sTIK fell OFF 

AND HE LEIK "FAK SHIT,W AHT DO I nOwww?"

anD pePE liKE "oh Hhat MEAN U cANT DO It antmOR"

THEN MILK whoRE CRI SO HArd hE PEE ICECREm

thEN VEGAN MASTER 101 LIEK "BYE KInK BoIIi" AND EVERYONe laugh

sadtiemsuknow

"i love stephanie"

theend.

(a/n: HELP ME, PLEASE, IDK WHAT I WROTE 

 ANYWAYS, FOB ARE DOING SHIT, PARAMORE RELEASED STUFF JSUT HDUIFGTJRSDIFGHF IM FREAKING OUT. BASICALLY. I LOVE HARD TIMES THO. ALSO THIS REACHED 100 READS, IDK HOW IT DID BUT THANK YOU AND IM RLLY SORRY THAT YOU READ THIS BC I HONESTLY DONT KNOW.

ALSO, THIS HAS GOT 666 WORDS )