emo quartet - cRaK fiKs

nIiIiIin e e E E e EY

(a/n: hi its two am
OOOOOH I FARTED, IT SMELLS GUD U KNO)

sOOOOOOOOO thE JaMaicAN And THa BhutANESE DIrecterS OF SUIsid squaED WANte dto MAEK  a  MOVEy a  g AIN CALELD SUISIDE SUAD 2

B U T

THEY ne  E D SON g for mOVey bC mOVEy apPRENTLY NE e d   soNG  bc IDK whY THe y n  E ED S oNG  IT MOVEY? YA diNGDONG

OH welL, so thEY Ask thA 'BaND' panIC! WHen thA SEckytiME HappeN tO MAke soN CALle

'BOhem harmOmy'

fKIN Gre a t  s ONG, u KNO, they sEAY IT By thE BAND KING, BUT I thinK it bY QUEN U KNO

ANYWYas, so THEY MAKe soNGSONG, THEN thry ask tHA bAnd tweNTY oNe BILlIOn GAY fligHT ATTENDEDTS To amKE SON g  c alle FEATHERS, FUCKiN liT a  CandEL SOn g u Kno

anWYAYSY

But TILer sAID

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WE BE THA EMO SUQAID" And ALl of  A SUDDen thEY SUmON STevE CARREL 

TILER SAY ''WHOOPS WRONG DADDY'' AN d then SUmon lemOn aND VEGan mastER 101

BUT

THEY WER KISING

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GYSYGYAYYGYAYGYAYGYAYGYAYGYAYGY VERY GAY UI KNO

IRGHT SO FRONHKEY APARE OTUA FAKIN NO WHER AND START MSKIN OUT WITH THE FLOOR

AND THE DIR3TER OF SUIDID SUQARD SED

"YE U GUYS ARE GUDY PPEOPL U CAN BE IN THE MOVIE" SO THEY KIDK EERYONE OUT M8TY

ANd IT WAS ALL THE EMO PEOPELs to mAKE movie

PEPe shOW  HOW TO MAKE lAptoPS BC thatS hiS NEW JOB

HE HAS A job  A T DELL U KNO

THEY MAKE BIG LAPtop LOtta MOney mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

aND thNE 

SOMETHIng happen

a bIG FUCKin WhALE COME OUTTA NOWHERE HWILE PEPE WAS SHWOOING HOW OT MAKE LAPTOP AND HE SAY

"oh look a bird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" but UTRns oUt it wASNT A BRID IT WAS A WHale and pATTYPAN SHOut

"PEPE ITS A WhaLE YA diNG DONG SOLONG" And THne PEPE RUn anD RUN SO FAR AWAY THE WHALE COUdlNT SQUASH HIM

But the whale squish him bc tables

SO Tha WHALe squISH PEPe and thEN Pepe CRy so HARD he brEK INto WHAle's boDY

LIke SERIOSULY HE SUISH INTO WHALES BODY

AND HE CAME OUT OF thA WhALES Ea r  hoLE B ecause thATS THE BIGGEST PART OF HIS BODY AMIRTIE then PEPE SEY

"IT SMESLLS RLYL GUD IN WAHLE U KNO"

THEN EVeryone in BAND GOT uP ang go in wHALE BC THEY SMART PEOPEL

an THEY roLL iN WAHel bC FUN LIFE  thNE THE wHALE NEEDa snEEZE AND thE WHALE SNEZED OUT evEYOEN LEFT SOK

WHOOPS

thNE THEY All COme oUT OF HTE WHALES DICKHOEL

"that was fun tiem u kno" MICKEY MOUSE SAED

"i know right!!!1111!11!!! i liek using ones1!!!!111111" MIlk WHore 2x SED IN FUN WAY

BUT THEN, THEN, THEN, THE WAHLE DECIDES TO GET HIS FRENS, WHICH WER

A CUPBOARD, A kEyBOArd,  A BOTTLe oPENer, a gREEN bear ANd a f ROG

THE FROGS NAME WAS CEELLY

CELLY  WAS NICE BOY, CEELLY GAVE EVERYONE CEILINGS FOR CHRISTMAS

THEN THE WAHEL ELIKE "u WANn A HAEVE WAR"

TO THE EMO SQAUD

AND WHISK FUCKER 69 WAS LEIk "YE"

AND THEY FIGHT FOR THE GROCERY FOOD, BC THEY NEEDD thaT High quAlittyy cAbbaGEG NOODLES U Kno

THEY foUGHt with cuRTAINS

But, CuPCKE GOt Hit tHA HED By wHAEL AND HE CRI

BUT HE cRI SO hRD THAT THE WHOLE WORD EXPLODES

aND FRo frO LiKE "WELL OKAY YAAY ELTS GO TO MArS BARs"

AND thYE ALl WENT to  mARs BARs at the Gas  StiOsn

BUT thEN DaddY dAlLON loNG LEGS cAME OUT Of the WhALES EYE

AND HES ELike "LETS GO SNICKERS"

AND THEY GOT SNICKERS INSTEAD AND BURN MARS BAR BC FAKU

THE ENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

(a/n: right, so, emo squad, out in the cinemas on march 22nd in cape town)