onCE UPON JESUS
IT WA SA SUNNY DAY IN ANTARTICA AND They MicKEY MOuse was LOoKin for the ANSWER IN LIFE AND WHAT HAPPENS WEN U DIE
SO HE DECIDE TO CUT TOEANILES
MICKEY MOUSE WAS CUttiNG HIS toENaiLS BC thASTA WHAT ppLS DO in THEIR lifet IEM u KNo
anHYWYAS
All OF A suDEN
FUkin sNeKES APPEARED OUT OF His TOenAILS
"uHHHHHHHH CUPCKAE CAN U hELp over HEar" HE Clal OUT U knO
"uHH SURE WHY- HOLY HSITY THATS A SNEKes"
"EYEEYE CAN U HELp"
OK SO DEN CUpCAKE TRI TO TAKE HIMT O THE VET BC HE NEEDS IT WRITE
ANWHAYS, WHE THEY GOT TO THE VET HE SA W A GUY WITH A LONG BEARD IN A NURSE HALLOWEN COurtumE
he pretty u kno
anYWYAS He wSS LIEK "oH HELLO I am mIlk- i mEAn, i aM DR. PATHEOUTIT"
"oh niCE ANEM LELLELEEL" MickYE MOuse comPlIent
anywyys so he mickey mosue wss like
"so i WAS CUtitn toe NAIls, u Kno, THen alL OF a fuckIN SUDDEN SNekek grOW Outtta it, and iM LEIK 'HOLY SHIT BAANA FRIES"
"hmmmmmmmmm" dR. PATHEOUTIT Sey
"I THINK U NEED THE *dramamtic musik* mILk operATIoNNNNN" DR. PATHEOUTIT SeY
so CUPCAKE WAS LIEK "LEEL OK"
anYWYAS, SO THEY GO ITNO htw OFFICE OF DR. PATHEOUTIT TO SEE his SPEICal assiSRANT
vegan masTER 101
"oH MR VEGAN MASTER 101. WE MEET AGAIN" CUPCKAE SSEY
"oH HOYL SHIT WE DO, U WER THAT GUY WHO LOST INT HE STICKING STUPID THINGS IN UR EAR WAR!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH" HE LAFF
then mIlk- i MEAN DR. PATHEOTWTFTHEFAKHISNAMEIS sEY "shUT UP, noW MR. mICKy mOUSE, SIT ON THE CHAIR FOR OPPIRAITON TIEM"
"oh oKi sekYyYYY" MikcYE MOuse sAY AS He lY DOen On CHait
so MiLK whORE- I MEAN DR. PATEHETOTIT GOT HIS FkaiN mILk machINE 49302 OUT AND SEY
"heuheue, it IS i, MIlK WHore!!"!' and he tkAE OFF HIS BEARD, BUT SITll WEAR THE NURSE COUSTIME BV THAT SEKy.
anyWYA
"nO- IT CANT BE-" Mikcye mOuse sEY WHIth thOUGHT GO THROUGH HIS EyES
"YOURE STILL ALIVE, ADFTER ALL THE THIGNS U DID?" Mickey MOsuse ask.
HE REMEMBER THE THIGN HE DID, HE SHOVED DESKS DOWN HIS PEE PEE HOLE AND NOSTRil
dEN AFTER DAT HE KINDA PASSED OUT AND EVEROYNE THOUGHT HE DIED SO LEL
"Oh Yes I am MR. Mickey Mosue, NOW LET ME GET THESE SNEEKES OF UR TOES" and hE Get thA MiLk guN AND TRY TO cut deM OFF
thEN EXACLTY 3.99999 SECONDS LATER
TILER WALKED IN
"Omfg How dARE!!!! YOUUI1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" HE YELL SO LOUD THAT HE BREAK THE MiLK GUN
"My PlaN WAS meant to owoRK1!! MiCKey wAS Meant to TURN INTOA A SNEKE MONSTER AND DESTROY ALl LamPS!!!" tiLER YEll
DEN exactly 399493945943945.0 seconds later,
mICKY MoUSE TURN INTOA GIATN FAKIn TOE with sNEKES AS HAIR
"biTH I am th E TOE LORD, BOW DOWN" ANF EVERYONE INT EW WORLD BOW DOWN
EVERYOEN HAS RESPECT FOR TOE LORD...
Den....
pATTypaan
fiNally wAKE Up
IT WAS ALL A PATTYPAN DREam
but elelel no it wasnt, ten second later he see big toe monster trying to make frens with blackberry bushes.
tHEN
ROARY THE RACING CAR, STARTS TO DANCE LOUDLY TO THE RYTHM SOUND OF GUM PACKET CHEWYIGN
"I LOVE JENNIFR"
who is jennifer
we will never kno
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emo quartet - cRaK fiKs
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