Swiggity Swooty

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Jack: "This is a nice stick.. I like sticks" *peck* *peck*
Mark: "Lemme Smash, Please"
Jack: "No, Mark, go find Felix"
Mark: "You wan sum fuk?" 
Jack: "No, Mark, I don't want some fuk"
Mark: "I got you blue"
Mark: "Hey boi, you want some tail?" *flick*
Jack: "Ugh.... Mark, your tail is small"
Mark: "Wot?  Swiggity? Swooty?" Mark: "You want Yellow?  He doesn't want yellow...."
Mark: "Blue AND Yellow?  No...."
Jack: "Mark, I'm leaving...."
Mark: "Wot? NO!  WAIT!  LEMME SMASH"
Mark: "What has my life come to?  Jack thought my tail was big, Jack used to let me smash, but Jack is smashin' Bob, Bob is a hoe."
Mark: "Fuck this nest"
Mark: "Fuck Bob!"
Mark: "I NEED YOU JACK!"
Mark: "JACK LEMME SMASH!"
Mark: "Ima get that bitch a stick, bitches love sticks"
Mark: "Wrong stick"
Mark: "Stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick"
Mark: "Need stick, got stick, JACK I GOT STICK LEMME SMASH"

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