Cringy Crap

Parents

Me: *holding baby cousin*

Mum: *talking about something while I listen*

Me: *opens utensil drawer and grabs spoon*

Mum: *stops talking bout what she's saying* What do you need a spoon for?

Me: *starts walking away to room with child* Nootthhing..

Mum: What're ya gonna do? Eat the baby?

Me: *tries not ta laugh much so I don't wake smol child* Noo..

Mum: *started doing something else in kitchen*

Me: *tosses spoon on bed and goes back towards kitchen while laughing a little*

I swear I wasn't intending on eating the baby..

I really wasn't..

Really..

Wasn't..