As you can see here the Wild Markimoo is in one of it's attack positions. When he goes to this stance he begins with lunging his claw out first to signal to his prey that shit is going down. Or to tell them that they are going to be a potential mate. Whichever comes first.
The only way you can see how this is differentiated is between the genders of the prey. If the prey is female the ovaries will explode and the female prey will lunged at Markimoo first. If the prey is male the ovaries will still explode and the male prey will lunged at Markimoo first.
Markimoo will then run away at first until he finds the blacksmith to give him better gear and protection. When he returns he fails to notice that his armor and weapon are too heavy to carry so he throws down his gear and goes full He-man to subdued his prey.
Legends say that if you show a picture of Jack; the wild Markimoo will go into cutie mode and suddenly submit to his prey. This tactic is the only way you can catch the Wild Markimoo. To this day only 69 people have managed to tame the Wild Markimoo.
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